Whoopi: Back to Broadway - The 20th Anniversary (2005 TV Special)

Whoopi Goldberg: Fontaine, Lurleen, Crippled Lady

Quotes 

• Fontaine : [sung]  Around the world in eighty motha-fuckin' days...

• Fontaine : We got a satellite system that can zero in on an ant taking a shit on a piece o' cotton in a basement in Queens. But the system ain't sharp enough to find a 7-foot Saudi man draggin' a dialysis maching behind him!

• Fontaine : If your that concerned about gay people getting married, don't marry one! Why do you care?, they ain't inviting you to the wedding, leave 'em alone.