She's the Man (2006)

Alexandra Breckenridge: Monique

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Quotes 

• Andrew : Well hey there pretty lady.

  Monique : Ew! What... what are you hitting on me?

  Andrew : I was just...

  Monique : [mimicking]  "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.

• Monique : [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian]  What's that?

  Kia : [Follows Monique's finger] 

  Paul : [Still looking at Monique]  Kia, don't look.

  Kia : [Looks back at Monique, looks down, disappointed] 

• Monique : Hello, Viola.

  Viola : Oh, boy. This isn't good.

  Monique : And hello to you little... homewrecker.

  Olivia : Uh, who are you?

  Monique : I am Sebastian's girlfriend.

  Viola : Ex-Girl-Friend.

  Monique : Okay. Everybody's gotta stop saying that.

  Olivia : Oh. You were the one he dumped at the pizza parlor the other day.

  Monique : Nonononononono, he did not dump me. We're just going through a little bit of a rough patch.

  Olivia : Oh? I heard he dumped you. He dumped you big. It was just like a big, huge dumping.

• Monique : Sebastian!

  [Monique mistakes Viola for Sebastian] 

  Viola : Ow!

  Monique : Eww... It's you. God you and your brother look scarily alike from the back. I think it's your total lack of curves.

  Viola : Hey Monique, it's so good to see you too!

  Monique : Hmm. I'm looking for Sebastian. Where is he?

  Viola : I don't know.

  Monique : Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. And tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it, okay?

  Viola : Okay. Does he have your number? 1-800-BEE-OTCH?

  [laughs to herself] 

  Monique : [mimicks Viola]  Nyenyenyenyenyeh?

  Viola : She will do great things.

• Monique : [Viola has arrived late for the debutante luncheon and Monique scowls at her. Viola takes her seat at the table]  Make sure she's in the back for the group photo.

• [Viola, dressed as Sebastian, is running from Monique around the carnival] 

  Viola : [to Paul, Kia and Yvonne]  Monique's behind me.

  Paul : We're on it.

  [standing guard for Viola, as she climbs inside the Moon Bounce] 

  Paul : [to Monique, whose about to pass them]  Excuse me. No one over 8 years old is allowed inside the Moon Bounce.

  Monique : I just saw my boyfriend go in there.

  Yvonne : I believe the correct term is "ex-boyfriend."

  Monique : No relationship is over until I say it is. Understand?

  Kia : Whatever. You're still not getting on that Moon Bounce.

  Monique : Fine.