The Break-Up (2006)
Vince Vaughn: Gary Grobowski
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Quotes
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Brooke : I just don't know how we got here. Our entire relationship, I have gone above and beyond for you, for us. I've cooked, I've picked your shit up off the floor, I've laid your clothes out for you like you're a four year old. I support you, I supported your work. If we ever had dinner or anything I did the plans, I take care of everything. And I just don't feel like you appreciate any of it. I don't feel you appreciate me. All I want is to know, is for you to show me that you care.
Gary : Why didn't you just say that to me"
Brooke : I tried. I've tried.
Gary : Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to imply that, but I'm not a mind reader...
Brooke : It wouldn't matter you are who you are. Just leave me alone ok? Right now, just shut my door.
Gary : Listen...
Brooke : Alright Gary just please, just leave the room. Gary just... I don't want to be near you right now, please just shut the door, please.
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Gary : Listen, Lassie, and listen good. I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other with Yanni's greatest hits.
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Gary : What kind of bullshit move was that?
Brooke : I'm sorry, what? What happened?
Gary : Oh don't be coy with me. You sent that animal over here to attack me when I was hung over and weak.
Brooke : Oh no. Look, all I know is The Tone Rangers they needed some place to rehearse so I very clearly told Richard stay in my room, which you explained to me was my space to do with what I want.
Gary : Is that how you want to play it? Cause I'll play it like that. I'll play it like Lionel Richie, all night long, lady. Oh yeah. I'll call some guys from my neck of the woods. And we're not talking about, Brooke, about a couple of queens who know a few grapples. We're talking about Polacks that don't have a goddamn future. That's right. We can make shit real uncomfortable around here, and that's what we're going to do.
Brooke : Please, come on. You know what, you're just embarrassed because Richard kicked your ass.
Gary : Richard did not kick my ass. What Richard did was attack me when I was half asleep.
Brooke : Really, is that how you see it?
Gary : There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower.
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Gary : Couple quick ground rules: Please, don't jump off the bus. Weird. Not fun for anybody. Also, no throwing objects at pedestrians. Unless, of course, they deserve it, okay?
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Gary : It's not about doing the things you love, it's about doing things with the one you love!
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Gary : You push yourself and push yourself trying to achieve the impossible, because you know what that moment comes, everything you've done has prepared you for victory!
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Brooke : You're crazy.
Gary : No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy!" then they go "It's genious!". That's what happened to the person who invented fire, they burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff. Now where are we headed to. Let's not make this weird 'cause I'm not good on dates...
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Gary : Fate has me highly skilled and loaded with talent.
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Gary : Come on, grab some sky.
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Gary : "Band of Brothers"... you should rent it sometime
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Gary : Do you think there's a chance your mom won't love you anymore when she sees how badly you're getting beaten right now?
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Gary : Is that how you want to play it Brooke? Becasue I can play it like that. I can play it like Lionel Richie, "All night long."
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Gary : Please don't touch my ruffles. Put that one back.
