Satellite City (1996– )

Brian Hibbard: Spike Malarky

Quotes 

• [Spike Malarky is on trial in the club] 

  Randy : Spike Malarky, you are accused of sneaking into our house, confusing Idris with psuedo-philosphical ideas and stealing an expensive executive toy. How do you plead?

  Spike Malarky : I never done it!

  Dai the barman : I'd like to point out that there's only three people on the jury. One of them is predisposed to the accuser because she has an obvious sexual infatuation for the lawyer, the other one is mentally challenged and the third one is non compost mentist.