Toy Story 3 (2010)
Tom Hanks: Woody
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Woody : So long... partner.
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Woody : You'll be okay in the attic?
Jessie : Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
Buzz Lightyear : My what?
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Spanish Buzz : [immediately after being reset into Spanish, Buzz speaks into his wrist communicator] Bitácora Espacial - Me he despertado de hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.
[Star Log - I have awaken from hypersleep on a strange planet]
Hamm the Piggy Bank : [to Rex] Now what did you do?
Rex the Green Dinosaur : I just did what you told me!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. ¿¡Quién anda ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?
Hamm the Piggy Bank : [I am surrounded by creatures of unknown intent. Who goes there? Friend? Or Enemy?]
Spanish Buzz : [aims his laser at Woody]
Woody : Uh... Amigos! We're all amigos!
Spanish Buzz : [turns off laser and is suddenly friendly] Me debo de haber estrellado, y se me ha borrado la memoria.
[I must have crash landed and had my memory erased]
Spanish Buzz : [visor still closed, he kisses Woody quickly on each cheek]
Spanish Buzz : ¿Han visto a mi nave espacial?
[Anyone seen my spaceship?]
Woody : [dumbstruck] We gotta switch him back.
Slinky Dog : Well how do we do that?
Hamm the Piggy Bank : [looking at the manual] I don't know, that part's in Spanish!
Woody : Oh... we don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo!
[They all start running]
Spanish Buzz : Mi nave? La encontraste? Exelente!
[My spaceship? You know where it is? Excellent!]
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Woody : [Chatter Telephone rings. Woody picks up phone] Hello?
Chatter Telephone : You shouldn't have come back cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols, you and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now.
Woody : I made it out once.
Chatter Telephone : You got LUCKY once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive.
Woody : Yeah, for how long?
Chatter Telephone : I've been here years, they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place.
[Both see the janitor dropping a toy train down the trash chute]
Chatter Telephone : Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Woody : Look, I appreciate your concern old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Chatter Telephone : [pause] Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Woody : Got it. What else?
Chatter Telephone : Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Woody : Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Chatter Telephone : Eight feet high; cinder block; No way through it. You go over, or under.
Woody : That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
Chatter Telephone : It's not. Your REAL problem's the monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey you ain't going nowhere. You want to get out of here... GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
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[Chuckles is telling Woody about Lotso]
Chuckles : Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy. A friend. Me and him, we had the same kid: Daisy. I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. Never seen a kid and toy more in love. One day we took a drive, hit a rest stop, had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep. She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's. But by then, it was too late. Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.
Lotso : She replaced us. Come on.
Chuckles : No, she only replaced you.
Lotso : She replaced all of us, didn't she?
[Big Baby climbs up to the window]
Lotso : She don't love you no more.
[breaks and throws pendant to the ground]
Lotso : Now, come on.
Chuckles : We were lost, cast-off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
Woody : So, how'd you get out?
Chuckles : I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys... they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys... they don't stand a chance.
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Woody : Oh no.
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Oh yes! Return of the Astro-Nut!
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Lotso : I didn't throw you away. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump.
Woody : Wait. What about Daisy?
Lotso : I don't know what you're talking about.
Woody : Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
Lotso : Yeah, then she threw us out.
Woody : No, she lost you.
Lotso : She *replaced* us!
Woody : She replaced *you*, and if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!
[Woody pulls out Daisy's tag attracting Big Baby's attention]
Lotso : Where'd you get that?
Woody : She loved you, Lotso.
Lotso : She never *loved* me!
Woody : As much as any kid ever loved a toy.
[Woody tosses the tag to the other side of the open dumpster. Big Baby picks it up and looks at it]
Big Baby : Mama.
[Lotso snatches the tag away]
Lotso : What? You want your mommy back? She never loved *you*! Don't be such a BABY!
[Lotso smashes the tag with his mallet, causing Big Baby to start crying]
Lotso : [to Stretch] Push 'em in! All of them!
[Stretch starts shoving the Toys in the dumpster, then Lotso addresses his cronies]
Lotso : This is what happens when you dummies try to think! WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH WAITIN' TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!
[Suddenly, Big Baby lifts Lotso into the air, making him drop his mallet]
Lotso : Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!
[Big Baby throws Lotso in the dumpster]
Lotso : AAAAH! No! No, wait a minute, Big Baby! Wait!
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[Buzz, in Spanish mode, sees Jessie for the first time]
Spanish Buzz : ¡Venga conmigo, señorita! ¡Te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos lucharemos contra el despiadado Zurg!
[Come with me! I will show you the wonders of the galaxy, and together we will fight the evil Zurg!]
Jessie : [Buzz plucks a dandelion and offers it to her. Woody pushes through the bushes and Jessie runs to him and hugs him] Woody! Thank goodness!
Woody : C'mon! We're almost there!
[the rest of the toys leave, Buzz, stunned and angry, throws down his dandelion]
Spanish Buzz : ¡El Vaquero!
[the cowboy!]
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[first lines]
[Mr. Potato Head, portraying One-Eyed Bart, jumps out of a train while carrying money sacks]
Mr. Potato Head : [laughs evily] Ah, ha ha ha! Money, money, money!
[Woody lassoes a rope to grab the money from Mr. Potato Head's hands, then trips him]
Woody : You've got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart!
Mr. Potato Head : Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man!
[Mrs. Potato Head jumps onto the train, giving karate yells]
Woody : One-Eyed Betty?
[Mrs. Potato Head chases Woody across the train tops, then uses nunchucks to knock him off. As the Potato Heads look and laugh evily, Woody suddenly reappears, riding Bullseye with Jessie]
Jessie : I think you dropped something, mister!
Mr. Potato Head : Jessie?
Woody : Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
Mr. Potato Head : I always wanted to go out with a bang!
[Mr. Potato Head presses a button on a remote, causing dynamite to blow up the bridge]
Jessie : Oh, no!
Woody : The orphans!
[cut to a group of Troll dolls riding the train]
Mr. Potato Head : Hate to leave early, but our ride is here!
[Three aliens drive up in a pink Barbie Corvette]
Aliens : Ooh!
Mr. Potato Head : It's me or the kiddies, Sheriff! Take your pick!
[the Potato Heads jump into the convertible and drive off]
Woody : Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
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Lotso : Ken? New toys!
Ken : Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken : So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso : Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken : Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken : Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie : Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken : I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken : Love your leg wamers!
Barbie : Nice ascot!
Lotso : Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken : Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso : Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear : What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And he smells like strawberries.
Woody : Ugh.
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[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]
Buzz Lightyear : That wasn't me, was it?
Jessie : Buzz, you're back!
Buzz Lightyear : [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody : Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.
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[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie : No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear : Glad I could catch the train!
Woody : Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear : To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens : [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody : Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head : You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody : Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie : Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Huh?
Buzz Lightyear : [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy : [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy : [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy : [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
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Rex the Green Dinosaur : Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
Lotso : All day long! Five days a week.
Jessie : But what happens when the kids grow up?
Lotso : Well now, I'll tell you.
[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]
Lotso : When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!
Jessie : Yee-haw!
Mrs. Potato Head : It's a miracle!
Mr. Potato Head : And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!
Woody : Because we're Andy's toys!
Lotso : [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.
Woody : Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...
Lotso : Now let's get you settled in.
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Hamm the Piggy Bank : Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky Dog : Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody : Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
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Sergeant : [Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes] We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
Army Man 1 : Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz Lightyear : Trash bags?
Woody : Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant : It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Army Man 2 : You're gonna need it!
[they jump out]
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Woody : We're all still here! I - I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way... Wheezy... and Etch...
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And Bo Peep?
Woody : ...Yeah. Even - even Bo.
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Woody : Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home.
Barbie : ...WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Quite the charmer, ain'tya?
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[In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody]
Woody : [voice box] There's a snake in my boot!
[Bonnie pulls his string again]
Woody : I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie : A sheriff!
[she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals]
Bonnie : Move over, Mr. Pricklepants!
[she pushes him aside]
Bonnie : We have a guest!
[she hops from foot to foot]
Bonnie : You want some coffee?
[she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher]
Bonnie : It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back!
[she runs out the door]
Woody : [Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen] Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me...
Mr. Pricklepants : Shh!
[he freezes]
Woody : Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants : Shhh!
[he freezes again]
Buttercup : The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants : Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup : [to Woody] My name's Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants : [at Buttercup] Shh!
Trixie : Hello! I'm Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants : [at Trixie] Shhh!
Trixie : [back at him] Shhh!
Woody : [waves his arms] Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don't know where I am...
Trixie : We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup : We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody : No, no no no, I...
[Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp]
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Woody : Hey, if any of you get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home.
Dolly : You came from Sunnyside?
Trixie : But how'd you escape?
Woody : Well, it wasn't easy. I... What do you mean "escape"?
Mr. Pricklepants : Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
Woody : Wh...? Lotso?
Buttercup : The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!
Woody : But, how'd you know that?
Mr. Pricklepants : Chuckles... he'll tell you.
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[Chuckles is finishing his story about Lotso to Woody]
Chuckles : We were lost, cast-off, unloved, unwanted. Then we found Sunnyside. But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore. He wasn't anyone's friend. He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
Woody : So, how'd you get out?
Chuckles : I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys... they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys... they don't stand a chance.
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Woody : You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
Buzz Lightyear : And we'll all be together.
Woody : Exactly! There's games up there and books and...
Buzz Lightyear : The race car track!
Woody : The race car track. Thank you!
Slinky Dog : And the old TV.
Woody : There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?
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Woody : [Woody is trying to find directions to Andy's house on Bonnie's mother's computer. Suddenly a chat window pops up, and Woody reads the username of its sender] Who's "Velocistar237"...?
Trixie : [knocks Woody aside and starts typing frantically] Oh! That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let just take care of that.
[finishes typing]
Trixie : It's just a dinosaur!
Woody : All right...
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Woody : [walks to his gang] Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.
Jessie : We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
Slinky Dog : Why don't you stay?
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Come on, Woodster!
Mr. Potato Head : You'll get played with.
Woody : I can't. No.
Mrs. Potato Head : Stay here.
Jessie : You can make a new kid happy.
Woody : No, no. Guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz.
[short pause]
Woody : Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear : [walks over to Woody] Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
Woody : [shocked] What?
Buzz Lightyear : And what's important now is we stay together.
Woody : [shows Andy's name on his boot] We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
Woody : Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
Jessie : [walks over to Woody, losing it] Woody, wake up! It's over! Andy is all grown up!
Woody : [angry] Okay, fine. Perfect! I can't believe how selfish you all are.
[Jessie shows an angry look]
Woody : So this is it? After all we've been through.
[Buzz walks to Woody and wants to shake his hand but Woody starts to storm off. Bullseye follows him behind]
Woody : Bullseye, no. You need to stay.
[keeps on following him]
Woody : Bullseye, no... I said STAY!
[Bullseye starts to whimpers]
Woody : Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay.
[starts to walk away]
Bonnie's Mom : [os] Bonnie? Bonnie?
Woody : Uh, I gotta go.
[Woody runs to the door, they find their places quickly]
Bonnie's Mom : [enters the door] Bonnie, you in here?
[Woody heads through the door]
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Jessie : [to Woody] What took you so long?
Woody : Things got complicated. Where's Potato Head?
Jessie : We haven't seen him.
[Buzz gasps as Jessie turns to him]
Jessie : Buzz.
[Buzz, cleary love struck upon seeing Jessie, falls to his knees and grabs her hand]
Spanish Buzz : ¡Mi florecilla del desierto! Yo nunca había visto la verdadera belleza hasta esta noche!
[My desert flower. I have never seen true beauty til this night!]
Jessie : [speechless] Did you fix Buzz?
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Er... sort of.
