Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal (2004 Video Game)

Michael Bell: Lawrence, Comic Narrator, Trooper 1, Trooper 2

Quotes 

• Dr. Nefarious : Did you hear that, Lawrence?

  Lawrence : You put the wit in twit, sir.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Nefarious : What do you mean we can't teleport to a planet?

  Lawrence : I'm afraid we're well out of range, sir. Perhaps if you had bothered to specify a destination...

  Dr. Nefarious : When will we be in range?

  Lawrence : Oh, I'm sure something will come along, in say, five or ten thousand years.

  Dr. Nefarious : I don't believe this! Now what?

  Lawrence : I don't suppose you can play drums?

  Dr. Nefarious : LAWWWWWWREEEENNCCCCEEEE!

• Galactic Ranger Commander : This reminds me of the sewer war on Planet Aquatos back in '62. When I killed a King Ameboid with my bare hands.

  Agent 22 : I heard the Ameboid swallowed you, sir. I hear that you were AWOL until you... uhh... were found a week later floating in a toilet on Planet Barien.

  Galactic Ranger Commander : Shut your mouth Agent 22! You weren't there you don't know nothing about it!

  Agent 22 : Uh... I heard the same story. Only I heard it was more like 2 weeks.

  Galactic Ranger Commander : [coughs]  All units maintain radio silence.

• Comic Narrator : These are the real life adventure of Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero the galaxy has ever known

  Captain Qwark : Hey... is this thing on?

  Comic Narrator : Ahem... Meticulously reconscructed with the aid of eyewitness acounts, bathroom gossip, wild speculations... and a magic eight-ball

• [Dr. Nefarious jams and freezes] 

  Lawrence : This is the best part of my day.

  [slaps his face, fixing him] 

• Dr. Nefarious : To think, they called me insane, Lawrence. We'll see who's insane... when my pets have exterminated all life on this miserable planet!

  Lawrence : That should clear things right up, sir.

• Dr. Nefarious : The famous Captain Qwark couldn't possibly be this stupid... could he?

  Lawrence : Even drooling imbeciles can achieve success in certain fields, sir. Mad science, for example.

• Dr. Nefarious : So this is the Q-Force I've heard so much about. Pathetic! I could annihilate you all and it wouldn't even make Supervillain Weekly!

  Lawrence : But you'd do the fashion world a tremendous favour.