Aquamarine (2006)
Emma Roberts: Claire
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Quotes
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Hailey : He's totally into you! This doesn't make sense!
Aquamarine : Bullshark! Forget it! I'm going home!
[rushes off to beach]
Claire : Aqua, no! Wait!
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Aquamarine : Let's go find Raymond!
[giggles]
Aquamarine : [she runs off]
Hailey : Wait! You need shoes!
Claire : And undies!
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Aquamarine : You have to help me make him love me.
Hailey : He's way too popular! You should pick someone else.
Claire : She's right. I mean, all the girls are after him. Even a few boys.
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Hailey : I just want you to know, if Leonard comes in here and chops us up into a million pieces, that you are totally, completely, and eternally my best friend.
Claire : You're my best friend, too.
Hailey : And I broke your ipod.
[Claire shoves Hailey, then they both start giggling]
Hailey : [the door opens]
[Hailey & Claire scream]
Grandma Maggie : [walks in through the door in a raincoat] What are you girls doing out here in this weather?
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Aquamarine : Her dad makes the weather?
Claire : No, he just reports it.
Aquamarine : And she's a princess?
Hailey : No, just a royal bitch.
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Claire : [Aquamarine made Hailey's fish come out of hiding] Can you make boobs come out of hiding?
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Hailey : O Gods of hurricanes, makers of thunder and lightning and majestical waves. Useth your power to keep my mom from moving to Austrailia. Maketh her to see the error of her ways, and keepeth us in Baybridge!
[Grabs popcorn box, picks out a piece, and throws it over her shoulder]
Hailey : Amen.
Claire : You're insane!
Hailey : That's what they tell me!
[Hailey laughs evilly]
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Hailey : Maybe we could wish for something else?
Claire : Something else, like what, like a new best friend? A new person to tell everything to.
Hailey : Claire - don't...
Claire : How could you even think that way?
Hailey : I mean, maybe we could learn to stand on our own for a change...
Claire : You mean me don't you.
Hailey : I mean, I'm not your mom.
Claire : You think I need you all the time, when the truth is, you're so mad at the world, that nobody but me even wants to talk to you.
Hailey : Oh, so you're the one who's lived here your whole life. How do you figure I'm your only friend?
Hailey : [Hailey then goes]
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Claire : [reading a magazine article about flirting tips] This one is called ""Fluff and Retreat: Fluff his ego, then walk away. Not only is he left wanting more, but he's under the impression that it's his idea."
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Claire : Hail, did you order a SAND-witch?
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Hailey : Okay, did he say "Are you going?" or "Will you go with me?"
Aquamarine : ...Is there a difference?
Hailey : Huge.
Claire : Major!
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Aquamarine : [picks up earrings] Oooo, pretty... and pointy? What am I supposed to do with this? Like, stick it through my skin?
Claire : Yeah.
Hailey : That's what you do.
Aquamarine : Ugh! You're so primitive!
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Aquamarine : [newly-transformed mermaid is jumping up and down on bed] This is so much fun! Whoo!
[sits down next to Hailey on bed]
Aquamarine : I *love* legs!
Claire : You - you get to keep them?
Aquamarine : Technically, we can only have legs when the sun's up. And we have to keep them dry. Or, at least, that's what I've heard. I've never had the guts to come out and try 'em.
Hailey : So this is your first time... ashore?
Aquamarine : First time on land, first time with legs!
[laughs merrily]
Aquamarine : Can you believe it?
[waves her bare feet about]
Hailey : Oh, you'd never know.
Aquamarine : But I gotta be careful. Add a little water, instant tail.
