Devil May Cry 3 (2005 Video Game)

Adam D. Clark: Arkham, Jester

Quotes 

• Arkham : You can still talk big after seeing THIS?

  [Morphs into a hideous tentacled beast] 

  Arkham : I feel the devil's power overflowing my body! The power of Sparda!

  Dante : Dude, my father wasn't so hideous. Can't you tell by looking at me?

  [Checks his reflection in his sword] 

• Arkham : I have the true power of sparda!

  Vergil : Not very classy for someone's dying words.

• Jester : Yoooo-hoooo!

• Vergil : Arkham.

  Arkham : Well? Doesn't it excite you? The Temen-ni-gru has revived. The Great One who once ruled this earth as the medium between the Human world, and the Demon world. Isn't it a magnificent view? The greatest minds of their time, those who revered Evil, constructed this glorious edifice. Now after two milleniums of confinement, it can at last fulfill the purpose for which it was intended...

  Vergil : That's none of my concern. Did he have it?

  Arkham : Of course. He's taking good care of it, as you might have expected.

• Arkham : He plucks the threads that make us dance, finger and toe! We surrender in joy to the lowest of the foul and rank; we submerge through darkness, rancid filth. Hour by hour, we move downward, ever closer to Hell, in a slow, steady gait. Now, let the world resonate! Sloth! Gluttony! Greed! Envy! Lust! Wrath! And Pride! A bell of chaos that tolls human desires! After two thousand long years, the once sealed gate to the demonic world will open! Destruction! Carnage and Despair! Let your instincts drive you! Entrap this world in fear! As its very name Temen-ni-gru strikes terror into the heart of mankind. Then I will become the ultimate ruler of this wasteland engulfed with pandemonium. The demonic power that Sparda once imprisoned... will be... MINE!

  [laughs maniacally] 

• Arkham : Let's welcome Chaos.

• Jester : Don't be a bad girl, Mary, or you can expect a spankin' from Dad-dy later! Jester's gonna spank your butt. Spank you on you bu-utt!

• Arkham : Welcome. What do you think after looking at your father's image?

  Dante : It's like staring at a backed up toilet!

• Vergil : I've come to reclaim my power.

  [aims sword] 

  Vergil : You can't handle it.

  [Leaps down and lands near Dante, pointing his sword to his neck] 

  Dante : Look at you! Coming in with a big dramatic scene and stealing MY spotlight

  Vergil : Well... you don't really believe that HE deserves to be our main event, do you?

  Dante : Now that you mention it, you're right.

  Arkham : You think you can defeat me? Defeat the power of your father, Sparda?

  Vergil : You should come to realize you cannot handle the power of Sparda.

  Dante : [Aims sword at Arkham]  You're wasting your time, buddy.

  [whispers to Vergil] 

  Dante : I think he needs to learn the hard way.

• Arkham : You dare to point a gun at me? Your family? Your dear papa?

  Lady : The only family I ever had was my mother... and she's dead!

  [fires] 

• [to the annoying Jester, Dante jams his gun into his nose] 

  Dante : Zip it! Or I'll pierce that big nose.

  Jester : [nasal]  That could be a problem...

• [Dante grabs Jester and puts a gun to his head] 

  Jester : Oh, wait a moment! You don't really want to shoot me, do you? If you do... I'll die, you know.

  Dante : If that's what it takes to shut you up.

• Jester : It's time for bed, Mary dear. You can visit your dear mother.

  [He laughs maniacally. Lady flips to her feet, grabs the Kalina Ann and holds the bayonet to his throat] 

  Lady : Try me.

  [two swords are laid on his neck] 

  Vergil : It's time for the clown to bow out, Arkham.

  Dante : Dude, the show's over.

• Vergil : I'll try it your way for once.

  Dante : Remember what we used to say?

  Arkham : Don't do it...!

  Vergil , Dante : JACKPOT!

  [Vergil and Dante shoot Arkham together] 

  Arkham : I have the true power of Sparda...!

  Vergil : Not very classy for someone's dying words.