Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Selma Blair: Liz Sherman
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Quotes
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Tom Manning : What's going on? What's going on?
Hellboy : I quit.
[gives Manning his belt and weapon]
Tom Manning : What? Are you serious?
Liz Sherman : Looks that way doesn't it?
[gives Manning her belt and weapon]
Tom Manning : What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.
Abe Sapien : [gives Manning his belt and weapons] Watch us.
[pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him]
Hellboy : [comes back] On second thought...
[pulls out the Samaritan]
Hellboy : I think I'll keep this!
[walks away]
Tom Manning : Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.
Johann Krauss : Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
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Hellboy : Come on, Abe! What are these things?
Abe Sapien : Carcharadon Carcharias.
Hellboy : English, English.
Abe Sapien : They're, um... tooth fairies.
Hellboy : Ha!
Abe Sapien : No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies."
Liz Sherman : Bet you they don't leave money, either.
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Angel of Death : Anung un Rama...
Liz Sherman : You know that name?
Angel of Death : And yours, Elizabeth Sherman. At last, I have been waiting for you both, I am his death and I will meet him at every crossroad.
Liz Sherman : Can you save him?
Angel of Death : It is for you to decide. It is all the same to me, my heart is filled with dust and sand. But you should know, it is his destiny to bring about the destruction of the Earth... not now, not tomorrow but soon enough. Knowing that, you still want him to live?
[Liz pauses]
Angel of Death : So, child, make the choice. The world, or him?
Liz Sherman : Him.
Angel of Death : The time will come, and you, my dear, will suffer more than anyone.
Liz Sherman : I'll deal with it. Now save him.
Angel of Death : It is done.
[the Angel removes the spearhead from Hellboy's chest]
Angel of Death : I have done what I can, now give him a reason to live.
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Hellboy : I can be discreet.
Liz Sherman : Really?
Hellboy : Hey, I followed you and Myers, didn't I?
Liz Sherman : And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very... discreet.
Hellboy : Ah, he said he liked the cold.
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Liz Sherman : [over the radio, at the auction house] Abe, what have we got?
Abe Sapien : [reading through his book] Oh, this is interesting. Both boxes have the royal seal. Only delivered in a time of war... Red, we have company.
Hellboy : [getting annoyed] Come on, Blue. Give me something to work with here!
Abe Sapien : Burrowing creatures.
Hellboy : How many of them?
Abe Sapien : Many... there are no corpses because there are no leftovers. Have you noticed the floor?
Hellboy : [walking through the bloody sludge] Aww, crap!
Abe Sapien : Precisely. All these things do is eat and eat, then poop, then eat again.
Liz Sherman : [sarcastic] Remind you of anyone?
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[last lines]
Hellboy : Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the baby!
Liz Sherman : Babies.
Hellboy : [mouths] Babies?
Liz Sherman : [holds up two fingers, wagging them]
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Johann Krauss : You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. You see, a long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune. I will tell you about it someday. But for now, the tactical advantage is ours! Consider this: the Prince lacks the crown piece. And without it, his Army poses no threat to us.
Liz Sherman : So, we have clearance then?
Johann Krauss : Agent Sherman... Liz... screw ze clearance! Ve vill *take* that plane!
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Tom Manning : What are these things?
Liz Sherman : We normally can't see fairy folk and trolls. They emit a cloaking aura of "glamour." But in 1838, Emil Schuffstein designed these. Four crystal diopters that allows you to see things as they really are. Keep an eye on her.
[Manning sees the team following a bag lady pushing a shopping cart full of kittens]
Tom Manning : That little old lady? Come on!
Liz Sherman : It's a Fragglewump. An ugly Scottish troll. They're afraid of canaries.
[Manning puts on the glasses and looks again]
Tom Manning : Oh, my God! Canaries, huh? What about the kittens?
Liz Sherman : She feeds on them.
Tom Manning : That thing is a "she?"
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Hellboy : Liz...
Liz Sherman : Don't try to talk.
Hellboy : No, you need to hear this. I know what's important. It's you. I can turn my back on the world, all of it... as long as you stay with me.
Liz Sherman : I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know.
Hellboy : [smiles] Man...
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Liz Sherman : We're looking for the entrance to BethMora.
Goblin : What would a nice girl like you be wanting in the Nightlands?
Liz Sherman : We are looking for Prince Nuada.
Goblin : Ah, him I know. Trade me something, and I'll take you to him.
Liz Sherman : Here, I have a shiny belt.
Goblin : [his legs are missing] But I have no pants.
Liz Sherman : I have a wonderful pair of magic eyes...
Goblin : No, I already have binoculars.
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Liz Sherman : Over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors?
Hellboy : Same story here, babe.
Liz Sherman : Don't call me "babe."
Hellboy : *Abe!* I said Abe! Wrong channel...
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[Hellboy has defeated Nuada, and holds the completed Crown of Bethmora, that controls the Golden Army]
Hellboy : All that power...
Liz Sherman : Don't even think about it!
[grabs crown from his hands, and proceeds to destroy it]
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Tom Manning : [talking about Krauss] I like the way he takes charge.
Liz Sherman : You think?
Tom Manning : He's efficient, and precise.
Liz Sherman : Add resistant to that and you got yourself a new watch.
