Quintuplets (2004–2005)

Ryan Pinkston: Patton Chase

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Quotes 

• Patton Chase : Yes I am, you likey?

• Patton Chase : Theres a rumble in my jungle.

• Patton Chase : You owe me, man!

  Parker Chase : Since when?

  Patton Chase : Since the womb!

  Parker Chase : What do you mean?

  Patton Chase : I mean you got all the good genes! You took the tall ones from me. And look at Pearce... You clearly took some pretty critical ones from him.

• Patton Chase : [after getting off the phone with a girl in a "rocky relationship"]  Oooo I am SO up her shirt!

  Penny Chase : O so are you gonna use a step ladder or get a running start?

• Bob Chase : [Parker has the flu, but Patton doesn't want their dad to know]  Parker, are you okay, you're all shaky and sweaty.

  Parker Chase : Yeah, dad, I'm just...

  Patton Chase : HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH!

• Patton Chase : I heard she's easier than a Teen People crossword puzzle.

• Patton Chase : Baby Jesus reporting for duty.

  [looking at Julia, who plays Mary] 

  Patton Chase : Hey, mommy.

• Carol Chase : Okay, honey, remember how I told you that girls are your equal, and there's no shame in losing to one, and most important of all you should treat them with respect?

  Patton Chase : Uh-huh.

  Carol Chase : Yeah, we're going away from that now. Okay, I need you to get back into that ring and toss that little bitch on her ass!

  Patton Chase : What do you think I'm trying to do? She's like an octopus with boobs!

  Carol Chase : You do this, and you can date girls again. As many as you want, as often as you want. You can even use my credit card.

  Patton Chase : Really?

  Carol Chase : Mmmhmmm.