- Marcia Prior Glass: I suppose I fared better than Andrew who had to hand his balls over to father... only one pair allowed in the house at a time, you know. After father died, Andrew got them back but strangely enough he keeps looking for someone else to give them to. Olga and I passed them back and forth for a while but we really didn't want them... He finally found a real taker in Nancy who it seems had been looking for an extra pair for quite some time.
- Marcia Prior Glass: ...I haven't flirted with a man in ages. My responses are those from a coquette from another era.
- Vincent Antonelli: I have seen women outside my marriage. But my marriage is not a happy one.
- Marcia Prior Glass: They rarely are when you all you want is to get laid.
- Marcia Prior Glass: I'm really just a good girl who's more comfortable fighting with her husband than cheating on him. I guess I'd rather be a bitch then a slut...
- Vincent Antonelli: Does caring for someone make you a slut?
- Marcia Prior Glass: No. Expressing it does.
- Marcia Prior Glass: ...This party isn't for you anyway. It's for our little unborn nephew... God save him from your genes.
- Nancy Pecket: Don't talk about my child like that!
- Marcia Prior Glass: He's not a child yet, dear. Just some protoplasm doing the backstroke in your uterus. Besides, I'm sure he couldn't even hear me.
- Nancy Pecket: You really hate me, don't you?
- Marcia Prior Glass: No... Not at all. Do you hate a dog for peeing on the carpet? Of course not. She can't help it; it's her nature. You just have to leave her outside.
- Nancy Pecket: ...You *really* hate me.
- Marcia Prior Glass: Is that your goal? 'Cause I just might be able to accomodate you!
- Nancy Pecket: [Irene plays the piano] I'm leaving. I've tried to be part of the family. I have tried to understand you and be patient -
- [shouting]
- Nancy Pecket: Irene, stop playing the goddamn thing!
- [Irene stops playing in shock]
- Nancy Pecket: ... I have tried to be patient with your... excentricities as Andrew calls them. But I think you people are all just low, mean and not nearly so smart or high-class as you think you are... or as I thought you were.
- Marcia Prior Glass: You know... With some assistance from a book of synonyms and antonyms, that wouldn't be a bad speech.
- Nancy Pecket: Shut up! That's... just what I mean.
- Marcia Prior Glass: I just wanted to help you illustrate your point...
- Nancy Pecket: I don't want to be a part of *your* family... anymore! I'm starting my own family... and Andrew, you need to decide which one you want to be part of!
- [walks away]
- Marcia Prior Glass: Harry... Harry, if you want to withold approval, intimidate and give rewards or punishments... buy a dog.
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