Mike Barker: Terry Bates, Sanders, Chuck White, CIA Scientist, Cashier, Science Teacher, Additional Voices, Agent, Biology Teacher, Black Guy, Contestant, Crisp's Henchman, Dr. Heisler, Frank, Hazmat Worker, Jerry, Jesus, Jock #2, Man in Mall, Member #2, Michael, Mr. Madsen, Mugger, Nick, Pig Head, Professor at Rutgers, Researcher, Scoliosis Doctor, Second Worker, Security Guard, Skinny Man, Teddy, Terry, Terry Bates as Mani, The Bear Man, Ticket Guy, Tom Berenger, Valet, Various Characters, Waiter, World's Largest Candle Salesman