Idiocracy (2006)

Maya Rudolph: Rita

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Quotes 

• Rita : You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

  Pvt. Joe Bowers : Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.

  Rita : Now you know why he built that bomb.

• Phone Computer : Welcome to AOL Time Warner Taco Bell US Government Long Distance. Please say the name of the person you wish to call.

  Rita : Upgrayedd.

  Phone Computer : There are 9,726 listings for "Upgrayedd". Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.

• Rita : Can you take me there?

  [Points at TV where "Monday Night Rehab" is showing] 

  Frito : [Lifts Rita to TV] 

  Rita : Not here, you fucking moron - there!

  [Points at TV again] 

• Pvt. Joe Bowers : So, uh, what do you do?

  Rita : A little of this, a little of that.

  Pvt. Joe Bowers : Wow, that's great. You know, I really envy people that can make a living that way, you know, doing a little of this and a little of that.

• Rita : It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no! Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!