Hitch (I) (2005)

Jeffrey Donovan: Vance

Quotes 

• Vance : [grabs Hitch by the wrist]  You see what I'm doing? This is what I'm about - power suit, power tie, power steering. People can wince, cry, beg, but eventually they do what I want.

  Hitch : Oh! So that's, like, a metaphor?

  Vance : Oh, yeah.

  Hitch : Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this...

  [he reverses the grip, twists Vance's arm back and slams him on the table] 

  Hitch : This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your shit off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

• Vance : [after telling Hitch that he only wants a girl so he can sleep with her]  No, I was told that you help guys get in there.

  Hitch : Right, but see, here's the thing - my clients actually *like* women. "Hit it and quit it" is not my thing.

  Vance : Let me make one thing clear to you, rabbi, I need professional help.

  Hitch : Well, *that* is for damn certain.

• Vance : Okay, okay. How much will it cost me to stay out of this?

  Sara : I don't want money. I want a name.

  Vance : I don't know his name.

  Sara : Well what do you know?

  Vance : I know this.

  [hands her Hitch's business card] 

  Vance : All this for a lousy lay. Are we satisfied?

  Sara : Almost.

  [knees Vance in the crotch]