Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Kate Walsh: Barbara Weston

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Quotes 

• Barbara Weston : [trying to comfort an anguished Phil]  Phil, I love you...

  Phil Weston : [crying]  What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING?

• Phil Weston : Are you a robot-woman? Are you a robot?

  Barbara Weston : I am not a robot!

• Phil Weston : [passing out DVDs]  These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".

  [he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace] 

  Phil Weston : [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery]  Here, hold this.

  Barbara Weston : Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.

  Phil Weston : You did, you said it a lot.

  Barbara Weston : Who did that?

  Phil Weston : [pointing to Mark]  He did.

  The Tigers : HE DID!

  Phil Weston : What? Nut'uh!

  [the kids all descend upon him] 

• [Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game] 

  Janice Weston : Hi, you guys!

  Barbara Weston : Hi!

  [hugs Janice] 

  Barbara Weston : Hi, Buck.

  [she kisses him] 

  Buck Weston : Hey it's my two favorite people and Phil!

  Phil Weston : Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.

• Phil Weston : [javelin drops just next to Barbara]  Sorry. It's really windy!

  Barbara Weston : [catching her breath]  No it's not.

  Phil Weston : It is over there.