Death to the Supermodels (2005 Video)
Brooke Burns: Eva
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Quotes
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Eva : Nein! You cannot kill the number one ranked supermodel!
[breaking character, pulls armpit hair]
Eva : Madison, these pitsies are not real, okay? They're just pretend, sweetheart. Always remember, razors are a girl's best friend. I love you.
Yo : [as Marcelle Larice] I didn't actually die in this movie. You all know I do not have a booty, in reality. My booty is nowhere near that big! Although I wish I did have a booty, but my booty's alright.
Hoo-Chi : [as Sung Hi Lee] You know what? Hoo-Chi may be a man, but I'm really a woman, I promise. Uh, need proof?
[She starts to stand. Cut to Kimberley Davies]
Darbie : [as Kimberley Davies] Never be a murdering, mute supermodel, okay? It's not a good look.
P : I died first, and it make me sad.
[breaking character]
P : But now I party with chicos!
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[Yo releases one final massive fart before her body goes limp]
Eva : Uh-oh. Das is the Death Fart. My grandmother farted like that when she passed.
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[Yo's butt farts in a rhythmic beat]
Eva : Wow! Das ist cool! She's making a lot of fun sounds with her booty!
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Eva : [hears Yo's farts in the distance] Vas ist das? Sounds like a boat. Dying kind of boat. Maybe a sick whale.