Radio Free Roscoe (2003–2006)

Al Mukadam: Pronto, Raymond 'Ray' Brennan

Quotes 

• Travis Strong : [On his kiss with Lily]  Ray, it didn't mean anything.

  Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Oh, don't say that. Don't say that it didn't mean anything. Listen to me. If you thought about her everyday or if you memorized her laugh or if you once calculated how many seconds she's been alive, maybe I could get how you could do this to me. But can you do it and say it meant nothing?

• Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Yeah, Travis just don't get in trouble like last time.

  Travis Strong : All I'm saying is Columbus didn't find America if people were already there.

• Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : I can't believe he called me a model student.

  Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : If you had higher cheekbones, you'd be a supermodel student.

• [Ray and Travis are caught by Principal Waller for using walkie talkies... Robbie uses his to talk to them] 

  Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : Fireant in da house! Wombat, Cobra?

  Principal Waller : Better yet, Scorpion.

  Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : [to Principal Waller]  Can you tell him I don't wanna be Wombat anymore?

  Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : Scorpion? What's with the name change? And your Waller impression still is

  [walks over and sees them] 

  Robert 'Robbie' McGrath : Waller.

• Paige : Sometimes my Dad's so embarrassing he calls me pumpkin.

  Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Is that because you have a big head?

• [Ray, trying to copy Lily's test] 

  Lily Randall : Ray they're not grading us on this.

  Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Sorry reflex.

• Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Just think, when Lily becomes president I'll be her first lady.

• Audrey : [Drawing a picture of the lunch lady]  Do you like it?

  Raymond 'Ray' Brennan : Yeah, it's so real I could smell the tuna surprise.