Battlestar Galactica

No training, no simulator, no academy, no chance to get familiarized with your ship. You just get thrown out into space in the middle of the largest cylon attack in colonial history.

Since I was small I dreamed of playing a game where I could fly a viper. Those dreams were crushed the moment I started this game. I recommend you take your dreams elsewhere.

And Universal, What the hell? No one wants to play a game where they can die 5 seconds after starting the game. Intrigue me, entertain me, pander to me, but don't kill me the minute I get out the gate. Come back when you know the difference between game design and sadism.