Ding-a-ling-Less

Name: Ding-a-ling-Less
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 1 h 21 min
Rating: 5.3
Cast: Kirk Wilson, Robert Longstreet, Mark Darby Robinson

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5.3/10

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Comedy

Jack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town. He's friendly and attractive and seems to have everythi... Read allJack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town. He's friendly and attractive and seems to have everything going for him. In fact, you might assume Jack is one of the luckiest guys around. But m... Read allJack Peterson is the most celebrated birdhouse builder in the town of Stalksdale. His large wooden erections are the talk of the town. He's friendly and attractive and seems to have everything going for him. In fact, you might assume Jack is one of the luckiest guys around. But most don't know that Jack was horribly disfigured at birth, making him incapable of forming... Read all

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Jack Peterson: Tell me something pleasant about the dick, tell me something romantic.
Alan: Romantic?
[pause. Both descend onto sliding board tracks]
Alan: Well, I mean, I guess I could describe what it's like to be inside of a woman. I don't know if I have the verbal elegance to illustrate such a feeling; I don't know if Walt Whitman coulda done it.
[beat]
Alan: But there's this moment, man, when you first slide inside of a woman and your cock is coated with this wet, wonderful warmth that - it's unlike anything you've ever felt before. And the vagina, Jack, the warm, wet wonderful vagina. Even though it's, it's clasped around the cock and it's slathering its juices up and down the dick, it affects your entire body. It's like the vagina is just sending this surge of energy from her body into yours through your dick which acts like a conductor, or if you're not completely erect, like a semi-conductor. But the vagina is this microwave oven, man, and it is just sending that energy from her body into yours, and then, sucking yours back up inside of hers with it. I mean, it's almost, it's almost symbiotic. It's, it's like you've got these two bodies, a boy and a girl connected, to form one person. Connected by the dick.

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Referenced in Raising the Stakes (2005)

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Featured review

6/10

Not Bad

I went into this film not expecting much and I came out not expecting much but it was kind of interesting and surprisingly decent. I might have to watch it again to see what I missed, but a good film.