Constantine (2005)
Shia LaBeouf: Chas
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Quotes
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Chas Kramer : John, why would you do that if you know it's not my car?
John Constantine : I told you to move it.
Chas Kramer : Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
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Chas Kramer : How much longer do I have to be your slave, John?
John Constantine : You're not my slave, Chas, you're my very appreciated apprentice, like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.
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Chas Kramer : [his last lines] You were right, John. It's not like in the books.
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Chas Kramer : This is Kramer. Chas Kramer, asshole.
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Chas Kramer : [to Midnite's knocked-out bouncer] Who's a rat in a dress now, huh, bitch?
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Chas Kramer : You ever think if you told me now that maybe I could help out?
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Chas Kramer : [chas schools his boss by telling him how holy water can] "effect common waters, even rain"
Chas Kramer : [when they look at him in surprise he says] "Hey. Don't sit on the bench if you aint ready to play".