The Family Stone (2005)
Sarah Jessica Parker: Meredith Morton
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Quotes
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Meredith Morton : I don't care whether you like me or not!
Amy Stone : Of course you do.
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Meredith Morton : [crying after Sybil and Amy come into the kitchen and accidentally ruin the breakfast she made] I'm just as good as any of you!
Amy Stone : [laughing and crying at the situation] Maybe better.
Meredith Morton : [still crying] What's so great about you guys?
Sybil Stone : [laughing and crying along with Amy... patting Meredith's cheeks] Oh, nothing! It's just that we're all that we've got.
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Sybil Stone : Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton : Yes, those are mushrooms.
Patrick Thomas : Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?
Meredith Morton : He is?
Ben Stone : OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?
Meredith Morton : Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus...
Ben Stone : Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton : I DIDN'T KNOW!
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Meredith Morton : Brad? Brad Stevenson? Aren't you the guy who popped Amy's cherry?
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Meredith Morton : Isn't there anybody that loves me?
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Meredith Morton : I hope I'm not putting anyone out.
Amy Stone : *Me*. You're putting, *me* out.
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Meredith Morton : I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone : You slept with who?
Thad Stone : Do not look at me!
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Meredith Morton : [Meeting Thad, who is deaf, for the first time] HELLO. I'M MEREDITH. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
Thad Stone : [to Susannah] why's she shouting?
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Meredith Morton : I love the gays!
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Ben Stone : You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton : I... What?
Ben Stone : You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.
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Meredith Morton : I'm sorry, I would sign, but I don't know the language.
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Patrick Thomas : [the family is playing Charades and Thad is up. No one is guessing right, but Patrick finally gets it] Ooh! "Billy Don't Be a Hero"!
Thad Stone : Yes! THANK you!
Amy Stone : That's a song?
Susannah Stone : Yes, it's a song. You've heard it.
Ben Stone : Whose clue was that? It's not very... it's not good.
Meredith Morton : Ahem.
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Meredith Morton : I'm sorry, I would sign, but I don't know the language.
