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God Has a Rap Sheet (2003) Poster

Full Cast & Crew

Directed by 

Kamal Ahmed

Writing Credits  

Kamal Ahmed ... (written by)

Cast (in credits order)  

John Ford Noonan ... God
Peter Appel ... Josh Zmirov
Bonz Malone Bonz Malone ... Big Rolla Bills
Mark Anthony Love Mark Anthony Love ... Anthony (as Mark Love)
Shane Franklin Shane Franklin ... Ian
Mohamed Djellouli Mohamed Djellouli ... Mohamed
Andre De Leon ... Oscar
Tommy Houlihan Tommy Houlihan ... Patrick
William Smith ... Lucifer
Laura San Luis ... Stripper #1
Justine Noelle Justine Noelle ... Stripper #2
Brian Baeza Brian Baeza ... Irish Rogue
Jason Ventro Jason Ventro ... Irish Rogue
Jason Coonan Jason Coonan ... Irish Rogue
John Coonan John Coonan ... Irish Rogue
James Coonan James Coonan ... Irish Rogue
Harley Flanagan ... Irish Rogue (as Harley 'Cro-Mag' Flanagan)
Dirk Martin Dirk Martin ... Nazi
Koray Yapici Koray Yapici ... Nazi
Jeff Kovatch ... Jewish Banker
Michael Harkins ... Tranny
Ron Balaguer Ron Balaguer ... Tranny (as Ron 'B' Balaguer)
Ulrich Suss Ulrich Suss ... Tranny (as Ulrich 'Iggy' Suss)
Ken Sih Ken Sih ... Pedophile
Manny Li Manny Li ... Gay Guy
Rick Li Rick Li ... Gay Guy (as Rick 'Chunky' Li)
Valerie Montone Valerie Montone ... Hooker in Jail
Susan Montone Susan Montone ... Hooker in Jail
Christine Onacilla Christine Onacilla ... Girl in Jail
Janine Sexton Janine Sexton ... Girl in Jail
Amanda Singley Amanda Singley ... Girl in Jail
Patricia Navarro Patricia Navarro ... Girl Who Rejects Ian
Laura Perez Silvestre Laura Perez Silvestre ... Girl Who Rejects Ian
Rabia Williams Rabia Williams ... Girl Who Rejects Ian
Jim Thalman ... Detective
Anthony James Anthony James ... Detective
Tony Mangia Tony Mangia ... Rogue Friend of Anthony
Scott Sherratt Scott Sherratt ... 1920's Police
Jim Fletcher Jim Fletcher ... 1920's Police
Denny Dale Bess ... 1920's Police (as Denny Bess)
Ramsay Davila Ramsay Davila ... Scared Guy at Bar
Greg Roth Greg Roth ... Bartender
Sean Ray Sean Ray ... Professor's Son (as Sean Peter)
Gloria Pichhadze Gloria Pichhadze ... Wife of Professor
Salvatore Argano Salvatore Argano ... Mobster (as 'Big' Sal Argano)
Steve Katz Steve Katz ... Mobster Muscle #1
Scott Sternick Scott Sternick ... Mobster Muscle #2
Artie Lange ... Unfunny Fat Guy at Bar
James Lorinz ... Unfunny Drunken Fool at Bar
David John Bernardo David John Bernardo ... Unfunny Bald Guy at Bar (as Dave Bernardo)
Danielle Staub ... Whore with Date at Restaurant (as Danille Morelli)
Stu Alson Stu Alson ... Guy with Whore Date
Lisa Limonjello Lisa Limonjello ... Anthony's Date
Sammy Leonard Sammy Leonard ... Crack Head
Jorge Luis Ramirez Jorge Luis Ramirez ... Crack Head
Jerjuan Easton Jerjuan Easton ... Crack Head
Derek Mathis Derek Mathis ... Crack Head
Dennis Henry Dennis Henry ... Crack Head
Tisha Pinkay Tisha Pinkay ... Crack Head
Keisha Spakman Keisha Spakman ... Crack Head
Danell Morton Danell Morton ... Crack Head
Marcus Fitch Marcus Fitch ... Crack Head
Hugo Valentin Hugo Valentin ... Crack Head (as Hugo L. Valentin)
Tyrone Tejada Tyrone Tejada ... Young Oscar
Coati Mundi ... Oscar's Dad
Lee Quiñones ... Heroin Addict (as Lee Quinones)
Ken Mayo Ken Mayo ... Domino Player
Gus Sofroniou Gus Sofroniou ... Italian Club Guy
Anthony Peralo Anthony Peralo ... Italian Club Guy
Morgan Zvanut Morgan Zvanut ... Victim of Killer
Laurie Adorie Laurie Adorie ... Victim of Killer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Elias Klarevas Elias Klarevas ... Bartender (uncredited)

Produced by 

Kamal Ahmed ... executive producer / producer
Salvatore Argano ... producer (as Salvatoré Argano)
Theo Armorios ... producer
Paul Goodrich ... producer
N.J. Lenders ... executive producer
Rabia Williams ... line producer (uncredited)

Music by 

The Sacred Groove Posse

Cinematography by 

Tom Agnello ... director of photography

Editing by 

Alex Kopit

Costume Design by 

Wendy Winters

Makeup Department 

Joanne Cervelli ... makeup artist

Production Management 

Ramsay Davila ... assistant production manager
Rabia Williams ... production manager

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director 

J. Thomas La Sorsa ... assistant director (as Tommy J. Lasorsa)
Laura Perez Silvestre ... second assistant director

Art Department 

Lee Quiñones ... graffiti artist (as Lee Quinones)
Nyna Sargent ... props / set dresser

Sound Department 

Anthony Viera ... sound
Morgan Zvanut ... boom operator
Paul Goodrich ... sound designer (uncredited)

Camera and Electrical Department 

Eric Giovon ... set photographer (as Eric Giovanni)
Sammy Leonard ... video playback operator
Noah Luciani ... first assistant camera
York Massur ... gaffer
Erika Silverstein ... second assistant camera
Jason Timmets ... grip
Cassidy Vare ... grip

Costume and Wardrobe Department 

Fael ... assistant costumes

Editorial Department 

Danny DeVincent ... color timer (as Dan DeVincent)
Gerard Fleurima ... assistant picture editor
Noëlle Penraat ... negative cutter
Jack Rizzo ... color timer (uncredited)

Location Management 

Olivier Roussille ... locations and permits

Music Department 

Kamal Ahmed ... musician: bass, The Sacred Groove Posse
Mark Bosch ... musician: guitar, The Sacred Groove Posse
Paul Errico ... musician: keyboards, The Sacred Groove Posse
Noah Evans ... assistant engineer
Anthony Peralo ... musician: drums, The Sacred Groove Posse
Oliver Straus ... music engineer

Script and Continuity Department 

Gloria Pichhadze ... continuity

Transportation Department 

Rick Li ... driver (as Rick 'Chunky' Li)

Additional Crew 

Michael Rettagliata ... accountant
Sammy Leonard ... production assistant (uncredited)

Thanks 

Frank Argano ... special thanks
Todd Baamonde ... special thanks (as Tod Baamonde)
Joe Consalvo ... special thanks (as P.O. Joe Consalvo)
Csilla Criner ... special thanks: Film Emporium
Pete Demas ... special thanks
Noah Evans ... special thanks
Paul Goodrich ... special thanks
Goumba Johnny ... special thanks
Frank Kealy ... special thanks (as P.O. Frank Kealy)
Debra Lee ... special thanks (as P.O. Debra Lee)
John Mack ... special thanks (as P.O. John Mack)
Tony Mangia ... special thanks
Edgar Martinez ... special thanks (as Lt. Edgar Martinez)
Valerie Montone ... special thanks (as Sgt. Valerie Montone)
Arthur Morowitz ... special thanks
Anthony Peralo ... special thanks
Mark Petrovich ... special thanks (as P.O. Mark Petrovich)
Tony Rivera ... special thanks
Diandre Ruppert ... special thanks: Du Art
Gus Sofroniou ... special thanks
Marvin Soloway ... special thanks: Du Art (as Marv Saloway)
Scott Sternick ... special thanks

See also

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