Quigley (2003)

Gary Busey: Archie Channinng

Quotes 

• Archie Channinng : Hehe. That's funny. Why are you so muddy and wet?

• Archie Channinng : When dogs have to go, they have to go quick. And I hurt my knee. Lifting my leg to pee.

• Archie Channinng : I want everyone who owns a dog executed.

• Archie Channinng : You can't trust men. You can't trust your friends. And women are like dogs.

  Guardian Angel Sweeney : What do fire escapes, bulletproof vests, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

  Archie Channinng : That's a trick question.

  Guardian Angel Sweeney : Nope. All of those things I just named were invented by women.

  Archie Channinng : No, they weren't.

• [once Archie is back on Earth in human form] 

  Archie Channinng : I just came out of a neverending nightmare.