- Superman: [Quoting Marlon Brando/Jor-el from 1978's SUPERMAN:THE MOVIE to Jason asleep in his bed] You will be different, sometimes you'll feel like an outcast, but you'll never be alone. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son.
- Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father used to say to me?
- Kitty Kowalski: You're losing your hair.
- Lex Luthor: Before that.
- Kitty Kowalski: Get out.
- Lex Luthor: He said: You can print money, manufacture diamonds, and people are a dime a dozen, but they'll always need land. It's the one thing they're not making any more of.
- Lex Luthor: Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.
- Lois Lane: You're insane.
- Lex Luthor: No!
- [chuckling]
- Lex Luthor: Not that. The other thing. Come on, I know it's dangling on the tip of your tongue. Let me hear it just once, please?
- Lois Lane: Superman will never...
- Lex Luthor: WRONG!
- Jor-El: [Superman is remembering Jor-El's last message to him from the first film] Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.
- Jimmy Olsen: Look up in the sky, see?
- [Points at a small figure of Superman in the picture]
- Lois Lane: It's a bird
- Perry White: It's a plane
- Jimmy Olsen: No, it's...
- [Is interrupted by the entrance of Clark]
- Clark Kent: You wanted to see me?
- [first lines]
- Jor-El: You will travel far my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you. Even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father, and the father, the - The son.
- Lois Lane: [about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.
- [Lex notices Jason staring at the Kryptonite in fear]
- Lex Luthor: Who is that boy's father?
- Lois Lane: Richard.
- [Grant's voice comes over the intercom]
- Grant: Mr. Luthor, we're approaching the coordinates.
- Lex Luthor: [to Lois, ignoring Grant] Are you sure?
- Grant: [misunderstanding] Yes sir.
- [last lines]
- Jason White: [Yells and waves from his window] GOOD NIGHT!
- Lois Lane: [Lois is standing in the front yard thinking about Superman, she is then startled when she hears Jason, she sees Jason waving out to the sky, she then looks at the sky and sees Superman floating right above her] I... Will we see you... around?
- Superman: I'm always around. Good night, Lois.
- [Flies off]
- Clark Kent: Jimmy how did Lex Luthor get out of prison?
- Jimmy Olsen: When his appeals came up, they called Superman as a witness, and he never showed. How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
- Clark Kent: A lot.
- Jimmy Olsen: A lot
- Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
- Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.
- Perry White: Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.
- Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me my job back.
- Perry White: Don't thank me. Thank Norm Parker for dying!
- Jimmy Olsen: It was his time.
- Perry White: [Explaining to Lois Lane why she must write an article on the return of Superman, rather than a massive power outage] Three things sell this newspaper: Tragedy, sex, and Superman. These people have had enough tragedy, and we all know you can't write worth a damn about sex.
- Jason White: Who are you?
- Clark Kent: I'm Clark... Kent. An old friend of your mom's from before you were born.
- Jason White: Really? She never mentioned you.
- Clark Kent: [shocked slightly] Really?... Never?
- Richard White: Lois, that article you wrote.
- Lois Lane: "Why the world doesn't need Superman?"
- Richard White: No the other one.
- Lois Lane: Which one? I wrote dozens of them, I was practically his press agent.
- Richard White: The one from years ago before we met, "I spent the night with Superman".
- Lois Lane: Richard it was the title of an interview plus it was your Uncle Perry's idea.
- Richard White: I know.
- Richard White: Were you in love with him?
- Lois Lane: He was Superman. Everyone was in love with him.
- Richard White: Even you?
- Lois Lane: [pause] ... No.
- Perry White: Okay listen up. I wanna know it all, everything. Olsen, I wanna see photos of him everywhere. No, I want the photos. Sports, how are they going to get that plane out of the stadium? Travel, where did he go? Was he on vacation? If so, where? Gossip, has he met somebody? Fashion, is that a new suit? Uh, health, has he gained weight? What's he been eating? Business, how is this gonna effect the stock market? Long-term? Short-term? Politics, does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff? Lifestyle... Superman returns.
- Lex Luthor: [angrily throws coconut into the ocean]
- Kitty Kowalski: Lex! We only have six of those!
- Lex Luthor: Six?
- [laughs maniacally]
- Lex Luthor: [screaming] I would trade three hundred THOUSAND coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a QUART OF GASOLINE!
- Kitty Kowalski: But what will we have to eat?
- Lex Luthor: [eyes the dog in Kitty's arms maliciously]
- Lois Lane: [gasps after Lex comes out of the bathroom] Lex Luthor!
- Lex Luthor: [toothbrush in mouth] Lois Lane?
- Jason White: You're bald!
- Lex Luthor: Do you know the story of Prometheus? No, of course you don't. Prometheus was a god who stole the power of fire from the other gods and gave control of it to the mortals. In essence, he gave us technology, he gave us power.
- Kitty Kowalski: So we're stealing fire? In the Arctic?
- Lex Luthor: Actually, sort of. You see whoever controls technology controls the world. The Roman empire ruled the world because they built roads. The British empire ruled the world because they built ships. America; the atom bomb. And so on and so forth. I just want what Prometheus wanted.
- Kitty Kowalski: Sounds great Lex, but you're not a god.
- Lex Luthor: [fixes Kitty with an icy stare] Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a *god*. I just want to bring fire to the people. And... I want my cut.
- Richard White: It's great to finally meet you, I've heard so much.
- Clark Kent: [looks at Lois] Oh, you have?
- Richard White: Yeah. Jimmy just won't shut up about you.
- Kitty Kowalski: [Stomps into a room and slaps Lex across the face] I was going to pretend the brakes were out. Pretend! Like we talked about!
- [Screaming]
- Kitty Kowalski: You didn't actually have to cut them!
- Lex Luthor: Well of course I did. A man can always tell when a woman is pretending... especially Superman.
- Kitty Kowalski: My heart, my palpitations, they're gone, what did you do?
- Superman: I didn't do anything, Ma'am.
- Kitty Kowalski: [breathlessly] Call me Catharine.
- Lois Lane: But there are a dozen other stories out there.
- Perry White: Yeah? Name one.
- Lois Lane: Well, there was a museum robbery last night. Hmm? Even Superman missed that one... he was too busy saving this hooker.
- [points at photo of Superman carrying Kitty]
- [leans in to kiss Superman, but pulls back at the last moment]
- Lois Lane: Richard's a good man... and you've been gone a long time.
- Lex Luthor: But we're not really strangers, are we? This is kind of a little reunion, isn't it? Heck, I'm a fan. I love your writing... and your dress.
- Lois Lane: I love your boat. How'd you get it? Swindle some old widow out of her money?
- Lex Luthor: [gushes and chuckles mockingly] That's funny. Hey, didn't you win the Pulitzer Prize for my favorite article of all time, 'Why the World DOESN'T Need Superman'?
- Lois Lane: Didn't you have a few more years to go on that DOUBLE life sentence?
- Lex Luthor: [pause as he glares at her] Yes, well, we can thank the Man of Steel for that. I mean, he's really good at swooping in and catching the bad guys, but he's not so hot at the little things, like Miranda rights, due process,
- [under his breath]
- Lex Luthor: making your court date...
- Jor-El: You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.
- Lois Lane: [after being locked in the pantry on Lex's yacht and discovering that her son is Superman's] Could you help mommy open this door?
- Jimmy Olsen: [leans over an unsuspecting Clark who is holding a family photo of Lois, Jason, and Richard] Ha, yea! He looks just like his mom. Already takes after her too, especially when it comes to getting into trouble.
- Clark Kent: [obviously confused] Mother?
- Jimmy Olsen: Oh yea, well I guess you've been gone. Fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy.
- Clark Kent: [cracks the glass and winces] I'm sorry.
- Jimmy Olsen: [takes the picture from Clark] It's okay. She's got plenty of them.
- Clark Kent: She's married?
- Jimmy Olsen: Yeah, well no, its more of a prolonged engagement, but don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot because she hates that question
- Lex Luthor: [pulls off wig and tosses it to little girl] You can keep that.
- [referring to his newly-inherited mansion]
- Lex Luthor: The rest is mine.
- Lois Lane: Richard's an assistant editor here who's basically saved our International section. He's also a pilot and he loves horror movies.
- Clark Kent: [sighs theatrically, trying to appear impressed]
- Lois Lane: [to Richard] Clark is...
- Clark Kent: [smirks at her expectantly]
- Lois Lane: Well...
- [chuckles]
- Lois Lane: he's Clark.
- Lex Luthor: This crystal may seem unremarkable, but then so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his Arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my taste.
- [Newspaper headline reads: "SUPERMAN IS DEAD"]
- Richard White: It's a little morbid, Perry.
- Perry White: Always be prepared.
- Jor-El: [Superman is flashing back to things his father told him] The human heart is still subject to monstrous deceits.
- Lex Luthor: See anything familiar?
- Superman: I see an old man's sick joke.
- Lex Luthor: Really? Because I see my new apartment. And a place for Kitty. One for my friends. And the place over there, I'll rent out. But, you know, maybe you're right. You know, maybe it - It is a little cold. It's, uh - Uh - What's the word I'm searching for? It's a little... alien. It lacks that human touch.
- Jor-El: They could be great people Kal-El if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way, this reason above all is why I send them you, my only son.
- Lex Luthor: This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water.
- [pause]
- Kitty Kowalski: Like Sea Monkeys?
- Lex Luthor: [sighs] Exactly, Kitty. Like Sea Monkeys.