The Muppets Go Hollywood (1979 TV Special)

Dick Van Dyke: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : [Fozzie is carrying a large bag outside Mann's Chinese Theater]  What's in the bag?

  Fozzie Bear : Uh, uh, bag? What bag? Oh! Uh, heh... lunch. Yeah, lunch.

  Dick Van Dyke : Fozzie, that's Quik-Mix cement.

  Fozzie Bear : Uh... oh, so it is. Heh.

  [puts it down] 

  Fozzie Bear : I thought it was a bit heavy for my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

• Dick Van Dyke : You know, you really are my kind of a woman.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, silly boy, I'm everyone's kind of woman.