Martin Lawrence: Self
Photos
Quotes
-
Martin Lawrence : No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.
-
[an audience member yells "Hurry up!" while Martin pauses to have a sip of water]
Martin Lawrence : Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper's stuck.
-
Martin Lawrence : Here goes all these rumors writin' about me. I see on the paper, one of'em says "Martin tries to jump out of a plane using his jacket as a parachute." Now ain't that some bullshit! As I'm trying to get my life together, they're gonna write that bullshit. I know damn well you can't jump out no plane using your jacket as a parachute. Shit, I know you got to use your pants.
-
Martin Lawrence : You used to look good from afar. Now you just *far* from looking *good*!
-
[an audience member tries to dis Martin]
Martin Lawrence : Don't forget who the original "Def Jam" host was, motha fucka!
