- Ofelia: What are you doing?
- Filemón Pí: Deciding who's taking you out to dinner, Ofelia.
- Ofelia: Don't cry, Mr. Filemón. You can take me out some other time.
- Mortadelo: No, that's why he's crying. The loser takes the cow out to pasture.
- Filemón Pí: I'm available, darling.
- La Amiga de Mentxu la madre de Filemón: With that mug, I'm not surprised.
- Calimero, el Tirano: [on the red phone] Who is it?
- Nadiusko, espía ruso: Ah, Mr. Excellency. Good morning, Generalissimo. It's Nadiusko. At your and the fatherland's service. I don't know if you remember...
- Fredy Mazas: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Nadiusko, espía ruso: Anyway... What a beautiful country. And the people are so charming. And 2 phones... a red one and a black one... What's the black one for?
- Calimero, el Tirano: For ordering people's heads cut off when they lie to me on the red one.
- Nadiusko, espía ruso: Really?
- Ofelia: Mortadelo, how will you introduce me? As your fiancée, your lover, your confident...?
- Mortadelo: His Excellency's son and... maid.
- Fredy Mazas: Hi, six-toes! Don't you like the milk of our country?
- Mortadelo: What do you mean?
- Fredy Mazas: As you brought your own cow...
- Mortadelo: [laughing] VERY WITTY, DUDE, VERY WITTY!
- El Profesor Bacterio: [from the bathroom] Ofelia, bring me some blank papers! There's a fax coming in!
- Mortadelo: Don't thank me, Chief. Just give me a Christmas bonus.
- Filemón Pí: Didn't I send you a turkey last year?
- Mortadelo: Sure. 1/4 pound of sliced spam.
- Mortadelo: What a drag, isn't it?
- Filemón Pí: It's the Super, Mortadelo. He probably wants to tell us something.
- Mortadelo: What could he want so early, Chief?
- Amena (voice): This is AT & T free information service. Go to T.I.A.G.H.Q. if you want to keep your nuts intact.
- Filemón Pí: But he wanted us at 6 A.M., i.e. After Midday, and it's only 11 in the morning! For God's sake!
- Calimero, el Tirano: The Red Phone. See what I mean? Hello?
- Nadiusko, espía ruso: Calimero?
- Calimero, el Tirano: Excuse me?
- Nadiusko, espía ruso: I want to speak with Calimero.
- Calimero, el Tirano: A homosexual communist. And he knows my first name!
- Mortadelo: Forget it, Chief. It's not the end of the world.
- Filemón Pí: Dead weight, Mortadelo. The Super called me dead weight!
- Mortadelo: Look on the bright side. If he said you're dead weight, he probably meant that you're a heavyweight... a burden... a dead weight...
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What is the English language plot outline for La gran aventura de Mortadelo y Filemón (2003)?
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