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Quotes
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Ofelia : What are you doing?
Filemón Pí : Deciding who's taking you out to dinner, Ofelia.
Ofelia : Don't cry, Mr. Filemón. You can take me out some other time.
Mortadelo : No, that's why he's crying. The loser takes the cow out to pasture.
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Mortadelo : Don't thank me, Chief. Just give me a Christmas bonus.
Filemón Pí : Didn't I send you a turkey last year?
Mortadelo : Sure. 1/4 pound of sliced spam.
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Mortadelo : What a drag, isn't it?
Filemón Pí : It's the Super, Mortadelo. He probably wants to tell us something.
Mortadelo : What could he want so early, Chief?
Amena (voice) : This is AT & T free information service. Go to T.I.A.G.H.Q. if you want to keep your nuts intact.
Filemón Pí : But he wanted us at 6 A.M., i.e. After Midday, and it's only 11 in the morning! For God's sake!
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Mortadelo : Forget it, Chief. It's not the end of the world.
Filemón Pí : Dead weight, Mortadelo. The Super called me dead weight!
Mortadelo : Look on the bright side. If he said you're dead weight, he probably meant that you're a heavyweight... a burden... a dead weight...
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Ofelia : Mortadelo, how will you introduce me? As your fiancée, your lover, your confident...?
Mortadelo : His Excellency's son and... maid.
Fredy Mazas : Hi, six-toes! Don't you like the milk of our country?
Mortadelo : What do you mean?
Fredy Mazas : As you brought your own cow...
Mortadelo : [laughing] VERY WITTY, DUDE, VERY WITTY!