Nathan Lane: I think it's time to bring out Marlon Brando. Mr. Brando, eh... how do you feel the recording session is going?
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] What's bein' recorded?
Nathan Lane: [laughs] I don't know whether you heard, we're, eh, doing a little show called "The Producers."
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] But what are you producing? Do you produce the laughs? Cheap hackneyed humor for a public which is 'satiated on pubile dribble...
Nathan Lane: [more laughter] Well, don't get your kaftan in a twist.
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] This kafkan is made entirely of seaweed. Every bit of fabric. It's renewable... renewable and from the sea.
Nathan Lane: Really?
Matthew Broderick: [as Brando] I can eat it when I'm done wearin' it.
Nathan Lane: Here you go. I knew we'd get some entertainment.
