- Cindy La Conte: New perfume, Tai?
- Tai: Yeah, it is, actually.
- Cindy La Conte: Must you marinate in it?
- Katherine Phillips: [looking at photo] I wish you were here to help me celebrate, Mom. I have a great new house, a great new job. You'd be so proud.
- Cindy La Conte: You're a good boy, Jake.
- Jake: And I always thought you liked me 'cause I was a bad boy.
- Cindy La Conte: Well, that too.