The Hot Chick (2002) Poster

(2002)

Rachel McAdams: Jessica

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Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Jessica (Rachel McAdams, center left) leads her friends April (Anna Faris, left), Lulu (Alexandra Holden, center right), and Keecia (Maritza Murray, right) can be found where all hot chicks can be found: the mall. Matthew Lawrence and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Matthew Lawrence and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Matthew Lawrence and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Alexandra Holden, Anna Faris, Rachel McAdams, and Maritza Murray in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Matthew Lawrence and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Alexandra Holden, Sam Doumit, Matthew Lawrence, and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Alexandra Holden, Anna Faris, Maria-Elena Laas, Rachel McAdams, Maritza Murray, Ashlee Simpson, and Melissa Lawner in The Hot Chick (2002) Matthew Lawrence and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rob Schneider, Alexandra Holden, Sam Doumit, Anna Faris, Rachel McAdams, Megan Kuhlmann, and Maritza Murray in The Hot Chick (2002) Anna Faris and Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Alexandra Holden, Anna Faris, Rachel McAdams, and Maritza Murray in The Hot Chick (2002) Rachel McAdams in The Hot Chick (2002) Alexandra Holden, Anna Faris, Rachel McAdams, and Maritza Murray in The Hot Chick (2002) 14 more photos

Quotes 

  • Jessica Spencer , April : Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.

  • Teacher : Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.

    Jessica Spencer : That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.

    Eden : [Everyone laugh as Eden chants]  Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!

  • Clive (Jessica) : I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, OK. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.

    [mockingly] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.

  • Bianca : Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?

    Jessica Spencer : You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?

    Monique : Barfing more.

  • [Clive is in a sauna surrounded by attractive women] 

    Clive (Jessica) : I hear it's... uh... good for the skin if you take your towel off.

    [the women all get up to leave] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Hey! Where ya goin'? I'll see you in the shower.

    [Notices that there is one other woman left] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Hey there.

  • [Clive, in Jessica's body, looks at a box of tampons frantically] 

    Clive (Jessica) : I gotta do WHAT?

  • [a stripper has recognized "Clive" and punches Jessica hard] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Oooh. Nice one!

    Pole Cat Stripper : Bastard! You got a lot of nerve coming back here!

    Jessica (Clive) : But I didn't...

    [to Clive] 

    Jessica (Clive) : What was that all about?

    Clive (Jessica) : Do you believe I get to share a locker with that!

  • Jessica Spencer : Look at these earrings. I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.

    [April sighs in disgust] 

  • Clive (Jessica) : [Walking into the bathroom after he has turned into Jessica]  WHERE'S MY...?

  • Jessica (Clive) : [grabs Clive's drink as he's about to drink it]  There'd better not be any alcohol in that!

    Clive (Jessica) : Oh, no no no. This is a VIRGIN Scotch on the Rocks.

  • Jessica Spencer : You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.

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