- Bonnie Lopez: [as Reilly is playing his flute] Do you have to do that?
- Reilly O'Reilly: Aye. I'm Irish. It's how I manifest despair.
- Kyle Johnson: You mean I'm a leprechaun, too?
- Kate Johnson: What else would ya be?
- [in Irish accent]
- Kyle Johnson: Oh, saints preserve us!
- Russell Halloway: Dancing's not a sport.
- Reilly O'Reilly: [In generic stereotypical Irish accent] Ah, it is in Ireland.
- Bonnie Lopez: Don't tell me, you don't even know your mother's maiden name. How are you ever going to get a credit card?
- Kyle Johnson: I must've zonked out. I had this really weird dream about this heritage day thingy that going on at school.
- Bob Johnson: Pre-game anxiety. Everybody gets it. I used to dream I was at the game wearing nothing but my underwear, and I was just in the band!