- Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?
- Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.
- Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
- Steve Barker: ...What?
- Mark: You heard me!
- Winston: Hey steve, ask me *any* movie.
- Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"
- Winston: That's a good movie.
- Glen: Next time we should go Danish - split it 60/60.
- Lynn Sheridan: You mean 50/50.
- Glen: What, you don't believe in tipping?
- Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.
- Thomas: a mother-faker!
- Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
- Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!
- Glen: Hey! Guess how many fingers i have.
- Steve Barker: Uhh, 10?
- Glen: No. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs! Ha Ha Ha!
- Gary: We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."
- Steve Barker: What's in that?
- Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
- Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
- Glen: Raw meat!