Christmas in South Park (2000 Video)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenneth 'Kenny' McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Others

Quotes 

• Mr. Garrison : Okay Kyle, why don't you take the prod.

  [hands the prod to Kyle] 

  Kyle : Sweet!

  Mr. Garrison : Okay Eric, whenever you're ready

  [starts playing a piano] 

  Eric Cartman : [singing]  and, O holy night

  [Kyle shocks him] 

  Eric Cartman : Ow! What was that for? I didn't screw up.

  [Kyle laughs] 

  Eric Cartman : What?

  Mr. Garrison : No, Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.

  Kyle : Sorry, Mr. Garrison.

• Kyle : [singing]  Instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher latkes/Instead of Silent Night, I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh/ And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, someone tell me please. I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew. On Christmas.

• Gerald Broslofski : [singing]  Courtney Cox, I love you/You're so hot, on that show ...