Up Against Amanda (2000)

Justine Priestley: Amanda Lear

Quotes 

• Amanda Lear : It's not the smoke that kills - it's the smoker.

• Amanda Lear : You made love to me in your hot tub - don't you recognize my voice?

• Amanda Lear : Let's play doctor!

• Amanda Lear : I can cook almost anything.

• Amanda Lear : I'm always here for you, Richard.

• Amanda Lear : Why is it that every man I meet just wants to use me and throw me away like a piece of garbage?

• Amanda Lear : Sorry, I can never keep track of my drinks.

• Amanda Lear : I'll be sure to say hello to them for you.

• Amanda Lear : One less pest.

• Amanda Lear : Buzz, Buzz, Buzz. And then along came a spider.

• Amanda Lear : I'm only doing this so we can be together. I know we can't be together in life. But that's okay. 'Cause we can be together in death!