Bubble Boy (2001)

Swoosie Kurtz: Mrs. Livingston

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Livingston : "Dear Mr. and Ms. Livingston, we have kidnapped your son. Give us $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note Morton? THEY'RE THE JEWS. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN $100,000!

• Mrs. Livingston : And then Pinocchio came out of his plastic bubble and touched the filthy little whore next door and died. The End!

• Mr. Livingston : tell him.

  Mrs. Livingston : what are you talking about, tell him what.

  Mr. Livingston : He's not dead. Your not dead, Jimmy.

  Mrs. Livingston : He's lying, Jimmy.

  Mr. Livingston : tell him, tell him everything.

  Mrs. Livingston : you're not dead, Jimmy.

  Jimmy : Open his eyes: I'm not?

• Mrs. Livingston : ...and the prince climbed up Rapunzel's hair to the top of the tower and said, "Come with me, and we'll live happily ever after." Then Rapunzel left her plastic bubble and died. The end.

• Mrs. Livingston : Well, you'll certainly be in my prayers tonight. And I'll be praying you get nut cancer!

• Dr. Phreak : He stole my freaks that son of a bitch.

  Mrs. Livingston : My. What a potty mouth you have.

  Dr. Phreak : screw you lady!

• Jimmy : [narrating]  I had my reading.

  Jimmy, 8 Years Old : [reading a Highlights magazine]  I wish they had more than one magazine in the world, Mom.

  Mrs. Livingston : So do I, dear.

  Jimmy : [narrating]  My favourite T.V. show, "Land Of The Lost".

  Jimmy, 10 Years Old : [while watching television]  I wish T.V.'s had more than one channel, Mom.

  Mrs. Livingston : So do I, dear.

  Jimmy : [narrating]  And I had the best teacher in the whole wide world.

  Jimmy, 10 Years Old : [reading an essay]  "And then, the Indians decided to move to the reservations, where they could open casinos and sell tax-free cigarettes, and stay out of the white man's way.

  Mrs. Livingston : Another A-plus.