Cursed (2005)
Jesse Eisenberg: Jimmy
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Quotes
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[describing the werewolf in human form to the police]
Jimmy Myers : I - I don't know... what a - about 5 foot 10...
Ellie : [cutting Jimmy Meyers off] She's got a bony ass... and fat thighs... and ugly skin.
[the werewolf breaks through a window, roaring, and gives Ellie the finger]
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Bo : [Jimmy's mutated dog has just chased Bo and Jimmy and damaged Bo's car] What the fuck was that?
Jimmy Myers : My dog.
Bo : What kinda dog do you have?
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Jimmy Myers : No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
Bo : I know it must feel like that sometimes...
Jimmy Myers : No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!
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Jimmy Myers : [holding wrestling opponent high in air] You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly.
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Jimmy Myers : [trying to annoy Bo, who keeps provoking him] You're really becoming transparent. How about a little identity intervention, okay? 'Cause all this internalized homophobia's giving you away.
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Jimmy Myers : No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure.
Bo : [rolls eyes sarcastically and scoffs] Yeah, I know.
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Jimmy Myers : [speaking to Bo who just "came out" to him, and admitted his crush on Jimmy] Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.
Jimmy Myers : [as Jimmy closes door in his face] Jimmy... wait, Jimmy.
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Jimmy Myers : [calming Becky down, who's tucked upside down in her car] Just stay still.
Becky : [shouting] You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying fucking still!
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Bo : Hey, I know you. You're from PE.
Brooke : His name is Billy.
Jimmy Myers : Ah, its, uh, Jimmy.
Bo : You're the dodgeball crotch target! You should really wear a cup.
Brooke : Stop it, Bo. Okay?
Bo : I'm just lookin' out for him. He can't help it. Every school's got one; the derogatory hit-geek on his way to Fagtown.
Jimmy Myers : Look, uh, I-I'm not gay.
Bo : Oh, bummer. You mean you're just an ass-wimp-wad for no reason?
Jimmy Myers : [nods reluctantly] ... Y-yeah.
Bo : Ha, that sucks.
[starts to turn away. turns back quickly]
Bo : BOO!
[Jimmy jumps]