Maid in Manhattan (2002)
Lou Ferguson: Keef Townsend
Quotes
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Marisa Ventura : Anything good on?
Keef Townsend : [changes channel on the surveillance monitor showing a naked man outside his hotel room] He opened the door for the paper. The wife just pushed him out.
Marisa Ventura : Ooh, that nasty butt first thing in the morning, I'd kick him out too.
[Keef laughs]
Marisa Ventura : Oh, my God. Wait a minute. He's one of mine, the lactose intolerant.
Keef Townsend : I like how you name the people. What do you call me behind my back, I wonder?
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Caroline Lane : I mean, where would a maid get that necklace? I thought maybe...
John Bextrum : I'll fast-forward through this, and you just point her out if you see her.
[Bextrum fast-forwards video]
Caroline Lane : Oh, wait, could you just go back on that bit?
[Bextrum rewinds video]
Caroline Lane : I mean, it could be her. Let's just - Can we just go forward?
[Bextrum fast-forwards video once more until the video shows Marisa and Ty waiting at the elevator wearing the coat]
Caroline Lane : [deeply shocked] Wait! That's my Dolce coat!
John Bextrum : How could you have missed this?
Keef Townsend : I'm sorry, sir.