Shandra: The Jungle Girl

This made-for-cable sludge is from a company that specializes in watered down non-erotic erotica. I enjoy so-bad-it's-funny films and cheesy exploitation flicks that provide something entertaining, but this movie is an epic fail across the board and a total waste of time. It resembles a badly acted porn film that's been edited down to an R-rating.

Evil corporate douche-bags capture a legendary Amazon jungle girl (Lisa Throw) for scientific study. She seems to have eternal youth and has the power to transfer memories of the past -- or past lives (including scenes from old dinosaur movies) by touching people. Unfortunately, the handling of every aspect of this film is amateurish and absurd. This should have been a parody yet it's played deadly serious.

The cast features the worst actors ever assembled. Sultry redhead Lisa Comshaw comes off best as a tough hunter/guide. Under the names Tori Sinclair and Fawna she made scores of underground fetish videos. And I'm willing to bet good money her "Frankentickle", "Austin Powerless" and "Leatherbound Dykes from Hell 15" are a lot better than this boring piece of crap.