Meet the Parents (2000)
Jon Abrahams: Denny Byrnes
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Quotes
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Late Night Courier : Gaylord M. Focker?
Greg Focker : That's me.
Jack Byrnes : I thought your name was Greg.
Greg Focker : It is.
Late Night Courier : That's not what it says here.
Greg Focker : Gaylord is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
Denny Byrnes : Wait a minute, so your name is Gay Focker?
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Jack Byrnes : Denny can you- what is that?
Denny Byrnes : Oh this, um, well, it's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket.
Jack Byrnes : This isn't a sculpture. It's a device people use to smoke marijiuana.
Denny Byrnes : Reeaally.
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Deborah Byrnes : No. We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat.
Jack Byrnes : Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you. And we're supposed to just let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
[looking around the house]
Jack Byrnes : Denny. DENNY?
Denny Byrnes : Right here, dad.
Jack Byrnes : Okay, you're going to fill in as the ring bearer for now...
Denny Byrnes : What? No, I'm not wearing that stupid pillow thing on my head.
Jack Byrnes : Oh yes you damn well will!
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Denny Byrnes : You just sniffing my boxers, man?
Greg Focker : No, dude
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Greg Focker : Don't worry about your little covert op, I'll keep it on the low down.
Denny Byrnes : Down low.
Greg Focker : No doubt.