The female head of a detective agency is hired by a crime lord to figure out who's taking his action.The female head of a detective agency is hired by a crime lord to figure out who's taking his action.The female head of a detective agency is hired by a crime lord to figure out who's taking his action.
Johnnie Hill-Hudgins
- Velvet Smooth
- (as Johnnie Hill)
Owen Watson
- King Lathrop
- (as Owen Wat-son)
René Van Clief
- Frankie
- (as Rene Van Clief)
Moses Lyllia
- Sgt. Barnes
- (as Moses Illiya)
Wilfredo Roldan
- Rodriguez
- (as Wildredo Roldan)
Sydney Filson
- Dealer
- (as Sidney Filson)
- Director
- Writers
- All cast & crew
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- TriviaLyrics from the title song: "Velvet Smooth, you are the one! Velvet Smooth, with love or with guns, You're Velvet Smooth, with piece in hand! If fate takes your youth, I won't understand!"
- GoofsWhen Velvet and King are in his apartment, there is a very visible microphone going back and forth between them on the bottom of the screen, in front of the coffee table.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Planet X: Episode #2.3 (2006)
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When people talk about this genre Velvet Smooth is rarely mentioned, however with the recent re-release this may change.
Despite being in full HD the transfer suffers from what looks like a lava eruption on the screen all the way through.
The selling point of this movie is the hysterically funny fight scenes, of which there are many. Everyone in this movie does terrible karate. Its as if everyone in this city has been compelled to take bad karate classes or they ain't allowed out of the house.
The reason for so much fighting is to do with some crime syndicate who basically go around bashing people up in hilarious ways while funny sound effects play.
There is the obvious funk soundtrack of this movie however during fight scenes it breaks down into a complete racket.
This is one of those female led movies so expect to see one woman beating up twenty huge men who all take turns to attack her and only jump in when its their turn.
There is a Kojack look a like in this, Ko-Jim maybe?
If MST3K havent touched this yet I would be surprised, its definitely the same standard as Guy From Harlem.
Recommended if you can find a copy and want a great laugh.
Despite being in full HD the transfer suffers from what looks like a lava eruption on the screen all the way through.
The selling point of this movie is the hysterically funny fight scenes, of which there are many. Everyone in this movie does terrible karate. Its as if everyone in this city has been compelled to take bad karate classes or they ain't allowed out of the house.
The reason for so much fighting is to do with some crime syndicate who basically go around bashing people up in hilarious ways while funny sound effects play.
There is the obvious funk soundtrack of this movie however during fight scenes it breaks down into a complete racket.
This is one of those female led movies so expect to see one woman beating up twenty huge men who all take turns to attack her and only jump in when its their turn.
There is a Kojack look a like in this, Ko-Jim maybe?
If MST3K havent touched this yet I would be surprised, its definitely the same standard as Guy From Harlem.
Recommended if you can find a copy and want a great laugh.
- torrascotia
- Jul 10, 2021
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