Passions (1999–2008)
Ben Masters: Julian Crane
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Quotes
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Sheridan Crane : Beth is our half-sister.
Julian Crane : Come again?
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald : Beth is Alistair's daughter.
Julian Crane : You mean Alistair and Edna Wallace...?
Eve Russell : Oh, my God.
Julian Crane : That smelly old crone?
Sam Bennett : Happened a long time ago. You know, evidently, Edna was quite a dish in the day.
Julian Crane : Well, she's past her expiration date now.
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Julian Crane : I'm in no mood to play "Let's Provoke Julian" today.
Ivy Winthrop Crane : Pity. It's my favorite game!
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Julian Crane : Oh my God! I think it's the remains of Grace's tomato soup cake!
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Ivy Winthrop Crane : You know, there is an old Chinese proverb that says, 'Man who talks with fake Chinese accent, man with something to hide.'
Julian Crane : There's another Chinese proverb that says 'Wife like you can go to HELL.'
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Julian Crane : Theresa looked delectable today!
Ethan : Really? I didn't notice.
Julian Crane : You should check into that new laser eye surgery.
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Julian Crane : I'm paying you to represent the woman I love, not my wife.
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Julian Crane : [to his long lost son who is dressed half man, half woman] Crane's don't dress up like clowns on crack!
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[Everyone has to convince Father Lonigan to baptize Tabitha to avert a volcanic eruption]
Julian Crane : The threat to Harmony is real.
Eve Russell : We saw the volcano erupting in a magic bowl.
Father Lonigan : Eve, have you been drinking again?
Eve Russell : No.
Father Lonigan : Popping pills.
Eve Russell : No.
Father Lonigan : Smoking weed.
Eve Russell : Oh, no!
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Julian Crane : That girl is ready son. She's hot... she's ripe!
