O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) Poster

John Turturro: Pete Hogwallop

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  • Pete : You miserable little snake! You stole from my kin!

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Who was fixin' to betray us.

    Pete : You didn't know that at the time.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : So I borrowed it until I did know.

    Pete : That don't make no sense!

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

  • Pete : Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

    Pete : Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well I'm voting for yours truly too.

    [Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote] 

    Delmar O'Donnell : Okay... I'm with you fellas.

  • Pete : Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transgressions. It's the straight and narrow from here on out, and heaven everlasting's my reward.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Delmar, what are you talking about? We've got bigger fish to fry.

    Delmar O'Donnell : The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.

  • Pete : I've always wondered, what's the devil look like?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork.

    Tommy Johnson : Oh, no. No, sir. He's white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That's right.

  • Pete : The Preacher said it absolved us.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : For him, not for the law. I'm surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.

    Delmar O'Donnell : But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : That's not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

    [laughs] 

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : The treasure is still there boys, believe me.

    Delmar O'Donnell : But how'd he know about the treasure?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

    Pete : He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?

  • [singing] 

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised.

    Delmar O'Donnell , Pete : The place where he was born and raised.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : For six long years I've been in trouble, no pleasure here on Earth I've found. For in this world I'm bound to ramble, I have no friends to help me out.

    Delmar O'Donnell , Pete : He has no friends to help him out.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger, my face you never will see no more. But there is one promise that is given, I'll meet you on God's golden shore.

    Delmar O'Donnell , Pete : He'll meet you on God's golden shore.

  • Pete : Well hell, it ain't square one! Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Yeah, look at me.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty.

    Pete : The hell you say! Wash is kin!

    Washington Hogwallop : Sorry, Pete, I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine.

    Pete : I'm gonna kill you, Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!

  • Delmar O'Donnell : We thought you was a toad!

    Pete : What?

    Delmar O'Donnell : [leaning in, speaking slower]  We thought you was a toad!

  • Pete : Do not seek the treasure!

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete?

    Pete : I don't know their names. I seen 'em first!

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Well, I guess hard times flush the chump. Everybody's lookin' for answers... Where the hell's he goin'?

    [as Delmar runs out to be baptized] 

    Pete : Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. Delmar's been saved!

  • Pete : Crazy! No one's ever gonna believe we're a real band.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : No, it's gonna work. I just gotta get close enough to talk to her. Takin' off with us has got more future than marryin' a guy named Waldrip. I'm Goddamned bona fide!

    Delmar O'Donnell : Everett, my beard itches.

  • Pete : You ruined my life!

    [while being choked] 

    Ulysses Everett McGill : I do apologize about that Pete.

  • Pete : Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.

  • Pete : My pa always said "Never trust a Hogwallop!"

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.

    Pete : How's this a plan? How we gonna get a car?

    Ulysses Everett McGill : Sell that. I figure it can only have painful association for Wash.

    Pete : [reading]  "To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop, from his loving Cora. Amor Fidel... is."

    Ulysses Everett McGill : It was in his bureau. I figure it'll fetch us enough cash for a good used auto-voiture, and a little left over besides.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Pretty soon they'll be nothin' but feather beds and silk sheets.

    Pete : A million dollars.

    Ulysses Everett McGill : A million point two.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Five hundred thousand each.

  • Ulysses Everett McGill : Pete, what are you going to do with your share of the treasure?

    Pete : Go out west somewhere. Open a fine restaurant. I'm gonna be a mattre d'. Greet all the swells. Go to work everyday in a bowtie, tuxedo. And all the staff will say, "Yes, sah," "Nah, sah," and "In a Jiffy, Pete." And all my meals for free.

  • Delmar O'Donnell : We didn't abandon you, Pete, we just thought you was a toad.

    Pete : No, they never did turn me into a toad.

    Delmar O'Donnell : Well, that was our mistake then.

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