Can't Be Heaven

Phil: Ahhh, the lovely Julie Ziff.

Julie: Creep.

Phil: That's good, I find brevity attractive.

Julie: See ya, Danny.

Phil: Goodbye, Gorgeous.

Julie: You make my puke... want to puke!

Phil: I'm flushed with passion!

Julie: Ugghh!

[she leaves]

Danny: You're such an idiot!

Phil: Oh, I knew that before you did, my friend. Just invite me to the wedding.

[to Nona]

Phil: He's in love, you know. But he's too dumb to figure it out.

Nona Gina: Ah, wise-uh boy!