Muppets from Space (1999)
Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle
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Quotes
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Miss Piggy : Gotta run. Bye, Kermie. Kissie, kissie. Ha-ha.
[exits]
Statler : Is breakfast over?
Waldorf : No, why?
Statler : 'Cause I think the bacon just ran out.
[they laugh]
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Kermit : He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we NEVER forget one of our own.
Miss Piggy : I love it when you take charge.
Fozzie Bear : Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.
Kermit : Okay... Well, uh, from THIS point on , no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.
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Kermit : [after the 'Door in a Jar' forms but the door is too small] Gee, that's disappointing.
Miss Piggy : Perfect. Somebody knock and see if Barbie's home.
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermy?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What is going on here?
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Agent Barker : How about this story? It's about a big, bad wolf and a little pig.
Miss Piggy : Um, that's three pigs, okay?
Agent Barker : Not in this version.
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Miss Piggy : I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!
Kermit : How can that be great news?
Miss Piggy : Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity. Oh! Oh! Oh! I've gotta pee.
Kermit : Oh, brother.
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Miss Piggy : We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.
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Agent Barker : Black belt, third degree.
Miss Piggy : Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.
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Miss Piggy : Oh! A real story. Intrigue! Danger! New outfits! And it's mine, mine, mine, all mine, a ha ha ha ha... (to camera) Oh, come on, please, you think Ted Koppel never gets excited?
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Miss Piggy : Hello! What's a nice man like *you* doing in a guardhouse like *this*?
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Kermit : Okay, guys. We've got to get through those doors.
Fozzie Bear : Should we just ask permission from those nice men with the rifles?
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Miss Piggy : Midnight. The lone alien stands before a naked sky. The mood is tense. My hair looks *great.*
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Fozzie Bear : I have to go to the little bear's room.
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Gonzo : People of Earth, do not be alarmed!
Miss Piggy : Oh brother.
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Miss Piggy : Hello little people. What an absolutely splendid day.
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Miss Piggy : What are you doing here?
Gonzo : I'm making contact. What are you doing?
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Sam the Eagle : Scrunch it. And right. And left. And suck in those tummies, ladies!
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TV Producer : Now *that* is TV. The phones are lighting up like Vegas. What power, what heat. You're a hit!
Miss Piggy : Oh! Oh, thank you.
TV Producer : Not you. Him!
Gonzo : Me?
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Miss Piggy : And that's the way it is.
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Miss Piggy : Hey, studmuffin, hold it!
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Miss Piggy : Look, I deliver Gonzo's exclusive life story, okay, if you make moi your new anchorwoman...
TV Producer : What about Shelley?
Miss Piggy : Shelley, schmelly.
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Miss Piggy : Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Is that all you got? Not the noogie!
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Gonzo : Rizzo?
Rizzo the Rat : Gonzo?
Miss Piggy : Kermie?
Kermit : Piggy?
TV Producer : What the heck's going on here?