- George Gianfranco: Dip, the goal is to work our way up in the organization, not down. Mr. Aorta will never promote us if all we do is collect milk money.
- Dip McKenzie: I guess.
- George Gianfranco: What's after that?
- Dip McKenzie: Pick up Mr. Aorta's underwear at the cleaners.
- George Gianfranco: Fifty clams? For a lousy hummer? Too much.
- Glorice Kalsheim: It's high, but if you went through the trouble of finding me, you must really need me. And if you need me, something gives me the hunch you'll pay fifty.
- George Gianfranco: Thirty.
- [Glorice raises an eyebrow]
- George Gianfranco: Okay, fifty. But you better be sucking harder than Dorothy's tornado.
- Chinese Cook: Food's ready.
- George Gianfranco: This better be good or I'm going to kill your entire family.
- Chinese Cook: I have feeling you very unhappy child.
- Joey Aorta: I can't say exactly, but Glorice has got something these other women don't. I got it. Balls. Glorice's got balls.
- Dip McKenzie: [explaining George his idea] Wide straws, designed especially for thick milkshakes.
- George Gianfranco: There's one thing you didn't think of Dip. It's this. It's called a spoon. If it's hard to suck, people use a spoon.
- Dip McKenzie: Then why didn't you use a spoon before?
- Glorice Kalsheim: Maybe because he enjoys sucking.