Mumford (1999)

Jason Lee: Skip Skipperton

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• Skip Skipperton : You've fallen in love with one of your patients? - Doc! It's not me is it?

  Dr. Mumford : What! No, Skip. It's not you, but I like you a lot.

• Skip Skipperton : Are you telling me that your last job before becoming a psychologist was an investigator for the IRS?

  Dr. Mumford : Everybody has a story, Skip.

  Skip Skipperton : Seems like you got the variety pack.

• Skip Skipperton : Do you know how I spend my every single solitary moment?

  Dr. Mumford : Jerking off?

  Skip Skipperton : No, that's a good guess though!

• Skip Skipperton : I may be young, but Doc can tell you that I'm very immature.

• Skip Skipperton : So, do you know what I've been doing, all alone in my workshop, for almost two years? How I spend my every solitary hour? What I've been working on, what the world really needs and no one has been able to create: a virtually life-like humanoid, gender-specific, anatomically functional, sexual surrogate-slash-companion.

  Dr. Mumford : [Looking confused]  "Slash-what"?

  Skip Skipperton : Sexual surrogate-slash-companion.

  Dr. Mumford : [still confused]  A doll?

  Skip Skipperton : No, doc. Not a doll! I am Panda Modems. I'm talking about much, much more than a doll. The world has never seen what I'm talking about - except maybe in the movies.

• Dr. Mumford : I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant stabilizing force in my life was drugs.

  Skip Skipperton : An IRS investigator with a drug problem!

• Dr. Mumford : Skip, you know that it is improper, completely unethical, for a licensed psychologist to carry on a romantic relationship with one of his patients.

  Skip Skipperton : I guess it makes sense.

  Dr. Mumford : Yes. Yes, it does.

• Skip Skipperton : I wish I could live in the shower.

• Skip Skipperton : [to Mumford]  Oh, she doesn't know about it yet. Right now, out of the two of us, I'm the only one in love. But I'm really stoked!

• Skip Skipperton : Far out

• Skip Skipperton : Somebody's taking a shower down there.

  Dr. Mumford : That'd be Lily.

  Skip Skipperton : I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. The great thing: they just kept you wet, all day.