Patch Adams (1998)

Peter Coyote: Bill Davis

Quotes 

• Hunter Patch Adams : [Patch returns to Bill Davis' room after being thrown out earlier; he's wearing an angel costume; Bill's eyes open wide in disbelief]  Preview of coming attractions.

  Bill Davis : [calls out]  Nurse...

  Hunter Patch Adams : Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down."

  Bill Davis : To check out.

  Hunter Patch Adams : To shuffle off this mortal coil.

  Bill Davis : To head for the happy hunting ground.

  Hunter Patch Adams : To blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

  Bill Davis : To find oneself without breath.

  Hunter Patch Adams : To be the incredible decaying man.

  Bill Davis : Worm buffet.

  Hunter Patch Adams : Kick the bucket.

  Bill Davis : Buy the farm.

  Hunter Patch Adams : Take the cab.

  Bill Davis : Cash in your chips.

• Hunter Patch Adams : [singing while he massages Bill's feet]  Blue skies, shining on me. Nothing but blue skies. Do I see, blue birds singing a song...

  Bill Davis : Are you a dotor?

  Hunter Patch Adams : No, I'm a medical student. But if there's anything I can do to help you...

  Bill Davis : You want to help me?

  Hunter Patch Adams : Oh yeah, what can I do?

  Bill Davis : [grabs Hunter by the shirt]  Listen, you little do-gooder prick. If you want to make yourself feel good, don't make me pay for it. Now get out of here, becuase you don't help SHIT!

  [plushes hunter to the wall]