Return to Me (2000)

David Alan Grier: Charlie Johnson

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• Charlie Johnson : ...How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want no brown bananas!

• Joe Dayton : So, Charlie, what do you do?

  Charlie Johnson : I'm a vet.

  Joe Dayton : Oh.

  [beat] 

  Joe Dayton : I didn't go to 'Nam.

• Charlie Johnson : Come on, let's go get a beer.

  Bob Rueland : No thanks.

  Charlie Johnson : Well, if not tonight, Friday night, because I have someone for you.

  Bob Rueland : No, Charlie, no.

  Charlie Johnson : Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body... You gotta start going out! She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine!

  Bob Rueland : I'm a dog person.

• Shari : Ok. I'm doing this new food combination so I don't really need something...

  Grace Briggs : We have some specials this evening. The Chicken Vesuvio...

  Charlie Johnson : Please! I'm around them all day. I didn't mean... It was... I'm a vet.

  Grace Briggs : ...and a corn beef and cabbage souffle and a spinach ravioli in arrabiatta sauce which is my favorite.

  Bob Rueland : I'll have that.

  Marsha : That sounds so fattening.

  Bob Rueland : Well, just order something else.

  Marsha : Well, is every dish here cooked in oil?

  Grace Briggs : No, some we boil in Swiss water.

• Grace Briggs : Good evening.

  Marsha : Oh, no no no no no no no. Do you have bottled water?

  Grace Briggs : Sure. Anyone else?

  Charlie Johnson : May I have a wine list please?

  Grace Briggs : Sure.

  Bob Rueland : Do we know each other?

  Grace Briggs : Uh, I think so. You been in here before?

  Bob Rueland : No, I think I'd remember an Irish-Italian restaurant.

  Grace Briggs : Uh, yeah. You would.

  Marsha : Oh, my gah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. My water? I don't want a Swiss water. I got sick on an imported Swiss water once. Do you remember that night?

  Shari : Oh, that was awful.

  Charlie Johnson : You were there?

  Marsha : Do you remember that? Horrible! As long as it's not Swiss or tap water, it'll be fine. Preferably French, no bubbles. I want it cold. No ice, no glass. Just a bottle and a straw. Do you want to write it down? I don't want Swiss water. I got sick once.

  Shari : It was really bad.

  Grace Briggs : I'm pretty sure I got it.

  Bob Rueland : I'm sorry. Can I get a cup of coffee?

  Grace Briggs : Sure.

  Bob Rueland : No straw.

• Charlie Johnson : Wow

  Bob Rueland : Yeah