Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)

Kevin Corrigan: Eliot

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• Vivian : You dropped out of high school?

  Eliot : It was an option. I wanted to join the workforce.

  Vivian : What do you do?

  Eliot : Sell pot.

• Vivian : Are you starring at my breasts?

  Eliot : No!

  Vivian : [lifts up her shirt]  Well look at them!

  Eliot : Ok...

  Vivian : What do they make you think?

  Eliot : I don't know

  Vivian : Do they looked deformed?

  Eliot : No, they look beautiful!

  Vivian : Do you want to touch them?

  Eliot : Ok.

• [Eliot and Viv are giving Rita a lift to her boyfriend's place] 

  Eliot : All right, we're close. I know this neighborhood. I do a lot of business up here.

  Rita Abromowitz : Really? What do you do?

  Vivian : He deals drugs.

  Eliot : Vivian! Will you mind not going around misrepresenting me like that? Jesus. I just don't want anyone to the get the wrong idea that I'm like some kind of school yard pusher.

  Rita Abromowitz : Oh, I don't mind. In fact, do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around?

  [rapidly] 

  Rita Abromowitz : Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...

  Vivian : Rita!

  Eliot : Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.

  Rita Abromowitz : That shit makes me paranoid.

• Eliot : [looking at his backseat]  There's blood. Do you still have your period?

  Vivian : No, I would've warned you.

  Eliot : What just happened here?

  Vivian : ...Let's just get dressed.

  Eliot : Are you telling me I popped your cherry?

  Vivian : I didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I just wanted to get it over with. No ceremony.

  Eliot : That puts a lot of pressure on a man. Did you think of that? Did you think of me? You know what this makes me? A criminal. On 2 counts! Devirginizing a minor.

• Murray Samuel Abromowitz : Who the hell is that on your shirt?

  Eliot : Charles Manson, sir.

  Murray Samuel Abromowitz : Okay...

  [to family] 

  Murray Samuel Abromowitz : Your sister gets the bedroom.